Can anyone do a HU Tourney Preview?

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I have read many HSNL posts and railbirded on some of the bigger games, but I don't really know how good everyone is or what style each of the 32 players play. I, like many other mere mortal players, look forward to watching some great HU play for entertainment and educational purposes. Anyway, I was wondering if somebody could do a write up on the matchups, tourney preview, playing style clashes, etc. I think that would really get more people into it and it might be a fun little addition. If this already exists, point me in the right direction. Thanks folks.

[chuddo]

here is my profile:

Player: Chuddo
Age: 23

Nationality: kentuckian
Style: mandarin slow ball

Strengths:
-hand-reading
-sniffing out the nuts
-ping pong
-incredibly good looking

Weaknesses:
-constantly trying to move people off big hands for no reason.
-never flops sets.
-bluffing when there is no hand to represent.
-shows dumb bluffs. cries when gets picked off
-latin women

Favorite Hand: 46s - The Sweeted Gomer

Favorite Move: the double-float river bluff raise.

Poker Titles: Champion of the 1000BB Chud Invitational

Least Feared player in tourney: The Abominable Yeti
Most Feared player in tourney: neon

Quote: "in order to truly live, you have to be willing to die.... amir vahedi" - chuddo

Odds: 52-1

[Niwa]

I crave more player profiles.

[chuddo]

ah come on. a few other people make profiles.

[BobboFitos]

Player: BobboFitos
Age: 20

Nationality: Connecticutian
Style: Chicken Winger

Strengths:
-Identifying weakness
-Understanding equity
-Can run a 4 30 mile

Weaknesses:
-Making really bad calls
-Not making routine folds
-Not sleeping according to a normal schedule

Favorite Hand: J9s ("The Bobbo [insert suit, preferably clubs]"

Favorite Move: The victory hand pump

Poker Titles:
WNS Invitational '04

Favorite player in the tourney: FSlexcduck

Quote:
"What sort of man goes by? /
I will, bring water "

Odds: (not sure)

[JaBlue]

Player: JaBlue
Age: undisclosed

Nationality: mutt (caucasian)
Style: gambler

Strengths:
- tilting other people
- playing 'altered'
- consistent #2 in 5$ home game

Weaknesses:
- bad cards



Favorite Hand: aces

Favorite Move: slowroll

Poker Titles: None

Least Feared player in tourney: BobboFitos
Most Feared player in tourney: dunno yet

Odds: 31:1

[THATWACOKID]

Player: THATWACOKID (KMartThug)
Age: 19

Nationality: Kentuckian
Style: Extremely Scattered (Gear Switcher)

Strengths:
-deception
-creativity
-lack of respect for money

Weaknesses:
-my inability to check raise the river
-drugs
-alchohol
-sex

Favorite Hand: 95 (represents the job I never want to have)

Favorite Move: min reraise preflop

Least/Most Feared Player: only played with a handfull

Quote: "You call ... gonna be all over, baby." -- Scotty Nguyen

Odds: 101-1

[KaneKungFu123]

KmartThug, you are a baller.

[Andrew Fletcher]

Kane, where is your profile?

[THATWACOKID]

nah nigga, i'm a hustla