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Old 09-18-2005, 04:03 AM
JohnnyHumongous JohnnyHumongous is offline
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Default Dear Poker... Thank You

I just want to take a moment and thank poker for everything it's done for me. Poker, you have given so very very much and asked so little in return. You have given me a lifestyle almost all men would envy, at an age when my peers are up to their eyeballs in debt and living well below their means.

At an age when most men have long since retired from athletic careers they pursued in high school and instead taken up the sport of career mobility, Poker, you have given me an activity that I can excel at, in direct competition with others, and that gives me a tremendous sense of satisfaction.

You have challenged my brain to analyze enormous amounts of information, both quantitative and qualitative, in a short amount of time and with a lot riding on the outcome. For all these things, I want you to know that someone out there is appreciative. I'm sure I've missed a lot but you get the idea about how I feel.

Best of luck in the future, and please, stay healthy and safe.

Sincerely,
Johnny H.
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Old 09-18-2005, 07:26 AM
john kane john kane is offline
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Default Re: Dear Poker... Thank You

Dear Poker,

Although initially i must thank you for the financial gain i have had, please can stop giving me these very irratating down sessions, when im on a table better than the average player and yet cant catch a decent hand against the fish or get a bad beat when all in ahead on the turn.
Why must you let us good players have to put up with a week of bad cards and bad beats, why not reward us for studying you and trying to learn about you, rather than these drunk twats you instead they show disrespect to you and then you reward then with a 2 outer on the river.

sodding poker!
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Old 09-18-2005, 10:29 AM
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nh, sir
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Old 09-18-2005, 01:17 PM
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Dear Poker,

Just thought I'd drop a quick line and thank you for last night. I was very drunk and you didn't punish me for playing intoxicated again. I am human and slip up once in a while and deserve to have my BR ruined by bad judgement, but you were looking out for me. I woke up this morning with $5 more than I left soberness with and feel lucky.

Onaflag..........
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Old 09-18-2005, 01:24 PM
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Dear Johnny,

Meet my cute cousin, Variance.

Love,
Poker
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Old 09-18-2005, 01:28 PM
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Dear Poker's Mail Reader,

Sucks to be you.

-Shant
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Old 09-18-2005, 01:57 PM
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You'll rue the day you crossed me Trebek...I mean poker!
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Old 09-18-2005, 03:18 PM
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Dear Johnny,

Meet my cute cousin, Variance.

Love,
Poker

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They say she swings both ways...
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Old 09-18-2005, 03:33 PM
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Dear Johnny,

Meet my cute cousin, Variance.

Love,
Poker

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They say she swings both ways...

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Old 09-18-2005, 03:59 PM
JohnnyHumongous JohnnyHumongous is offline
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Default Re: Dear Poker... Thank You

Poker,

I just want you to know that even though you have decided to take 100 BBs out of my account in the last 4 hours at 10/20, that I still love you. Heck, I can't be mad at you. Sure, a few months ago I would have been royally pissed, probably smashing stuff out of furiousness but I have a new perspective now. I just want you to know I'm not angry. I'm gonna go take a break now, but don't worry, I'll be back online in a little while.

Toodles!

-Johnny
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