Annoying Bathroom Problem

[SossMan]

I'm working out of a new office today. So I have my daily 3pm Taco Bell 'deposit'. The TP is one of those plastic contraptions that holds two rolls. The top roll is the backup roll for when the primary roll is out. The backup roll rests on top of the primary roll in such a manner that you can only get one square of the crappy single ply at a time from the primary roll.

Also, it's a shared bathroom, so you have to kind of make it quick, lest the women in the office think you have some intestinal problems. It only took me 3-4 minutes to flop the set, but a good 5-10 min to get enough squares to properly clean up.

Why can't they have the standard TP single rolls w/out the fingerprint, super combination, plastic deathtrap conservation plastic cage?