Do you get this joke?

#1 09-07-2005, 02:10 PM

Descartes walks into a bar and orders a burger. The waitress asks him "do you want fries with that?". He replies, I think not, and *poof* he disappears.

#2 09-07-2005, 02:16 PM

Isn't he the fellow who said, I think, therefore I am. IF he thinks not, therefore he is not

SpearsBritney · #3 09-07-2005, 02:16 PM

he thinks, therefore he is......

NotReady · #4 09-07-2005, 02:32 PM

Excellent. Mega lol.

VoraciousReader · #5 09-07-2005, 02:48 PM

Ridiculous scenario. No man in the history of the world has ever turned down fries with his burger. Only women do that, and only when dieting. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

#6 09-07-2005, 02:52 PM

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Ridiculous scenario. No man in the history of the world has ever turned down fries with his burger. Only women do that, and only when dieting. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I only ever buy burgers, I never get the meal, although I will often get more than one burger. Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free, as my grandma says.

superleeds · #7 09-07-2005, 02:55 PM

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Only women do that, and only when dieting.

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And then they will pick at yours. Was Descartes also the origionator of 'Women. The rake of life'

chezlaw · #8 09-07-2005, 05:05 PM

A group of men are taking in a forest with no women able to hear what they are saying. Are they still wrong?

theben · #9 09-07-2005, 05:24 PM

i dont find that funny

VoraciousReader · #10 09-07-2005, 06:45 PM

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I only ever buy burgers, I never get the meal, although I will often get more than one burger. Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free, as my grandma says.

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Painfully transparent attempt to defend the integrity of your joke. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

And, in the interests of full disclosure, I must admit that:
1. I am a woman and
2. I've done the "pick at the guy's fries" thing. Guilty as charged.