MOUNT ST. HELENS Eruption, A plot by Kerry?

[Wake up CALL]

It is rumored that Senator Kerry has been encouraging Mt St. Helens to wait to erupt until just prior to election day. Sources inside the Kerry campaign refuse to comment on the record other than to say that it would be more proof that President Bush is unable to protect our country.

The day after the eruption Kerry plans to come out with his plan on how to have stopped the eruption. It will be available on his website. Another confidential inside source states that Kerry's plan would have included a combination of French Champagne and UN food for oil vouchers, providing of course it met the global test of worldwide approval.