Favorite lines from Seinfeld

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These are really some pittiful quotes, the only 2 that even deserve to be in the "best of seinfeld" category that have been mentioned are the write off and kramers NYU intern

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Kramer: Some big holywood so and so optioned my coffe table book for a movie
George: the one with the little legs? how are they gonna make a movie out of that
Kramer: tou remember that picture book of toy ray guns? Independance day

Kramer: ill tell you what we do, we take the license plates, scratch the id number of the engine block and we walk away. Report the car as stolen, then insurance will get you a new one
Jerry: Isn't there a deductable?
Kramer: Ok whats your deductable?
Jerry: i dont know
Kramer: Thats cause they've already deducted it
Jery: From what
Kramer: From the car, which we're leaving. So the net is zero. See you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car

George: Quick, whats your favorite animal
Kid: Um, err, i dont know, frog
George: Frog? Frog is wrong


Basically the entire episode the Burning is one of the best written sit coms of all time

George: Reprogram all the buttons, see if he changes them back. You know? The
old switcheroo.

Jerry: No, no, the old switcheroo is you poison your drink then you switch it
with the other person's.

George: No, it's doing the same thing to someone that they did to you.

Jerry: Yeah, Elaine's gonna do the same thing to Puddy's radio that the radio
did to her.

George: Well that's the gist of it!

George: Hey, so, did you give that radio the old switcheroo?

Elaine: I did.

George: And the Christian rock?

Elaine: Ressurected! And look what I pried off of his bumper, a Jesus fish!

George: Jerry, do you have any fishsticks?

Jerry: No. So you're disappointed he's a spiritual person?

Elaine: Well yeah, I got him because he seemed so one-dimensional, I feel
misled.

George: I think it's neat. You don't hear that much about god anymore.