A List Of Cut And Pastes...

To save and use to minimize typing. Yea, was bored, but if you want to add to the list, please do. Only ask that you start 'em off with 'Dear Idiot' and end them with 'Regards, ME'.

Dear Idiot, I would like to thank you for the bad beat. It's fools like you who make me a winning player. Please send my regards to the person who will soon be winning my chips off of you. Regards, ME

Dear Idiot, bluffing a dry pot is an awesome play! You have single-handedly managed to drop the collective IQ of the room 20 points. Congrats! Regards, ME

Dear Idiot, I noticed you using a raise, reraise, check, fold strategy. I think that's amazing! Although ineffective and borderline moronic, it holds immense entertainment value. May I give the move your name? Regards, ME

Dear Idiot, I suspect you may be dyslexic and read the cards wrong with that horrible call. Just in case, "!! EID DNA TIHS TAE" Regards, ME

Dear Idiot, I know you are thinking right now calling off your whole stack to hit that 2 outer on the river, 'oh ya, I had the feels!', or 'I am awesome!'. NEWS FLASH: You are NOT awesome, you DO suck at poker, and your mom wants you to move out of the basement. Regards, ME

Dear Idiot, I realize this is game of odds, skill, chance, little of english or etiquette. But your clever insights "OMGG URA F-A-G-G!!!!111!! U SUX SOOO BAD" and "I GOONA BANG YUR MOM!!!111!!" although useless, were certainly entertaining. I thank you for your chips. Regards, ME


Dear Idiot, 5th time you tried to steal my blind, cute. I did find it rather charming though how when I put you all in with KJ, and you called (with K4), how you proceeded to tell the whole room (for 30 minutes)how bad I suck(from the rail). Regards, ME

- more to come, Harry

[Greg J]

No thanks. I choose to treat my opponents with class, whether or not I think they deserve it.

Maybe you should consider doing the same.

[Alex/Mugaaz]

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No thanks. I choose to treat my opponents with class, whether or not I think they deserve it.

Maybe you should consider doing the same.

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Well, I was going to reply that none of these were funny, but to each his own.

[angst]

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No thanks. I choose to treat my opponents with class, whether or not I think they deserve it.

Maybe you should consider doing the same.

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[tonypaladino]

"3056 Posts since June 7th of this year, and you think I should stop sucking at life?"

Harry,

Yes, I do. I'm not sure what is unclear about this request nor do I understand what relevance my post count has to do with it.

Warmly,
Tony

Dear Mr. Tony Paladino,

My apologies for my failure to be clear.

For starters, being flamed on my first post and attempt at humor by the general and regular posters of the forum I am totally okay with. As previously stated, my goal was merely to occupy some time as I took a brief hiatus from the poker tables. Mission accomplished. In retrospect I look back at the post and can agree it was bad, at best silly.

The point I was addressing, to be more specific, was one of hypocrisy. Yours. You stated I should 'stop sucking at life' and 'consider posting on RGB or BW forums.' Let me address this in point form.

- I have no idea what an RGB or a BW forum is, nor do I care. I suspect you may know, and further suggest you know well enough that you likely have been to said forums, to which it would be no great stretch of the imagination that you may have similar posts here, or on other such internet forums. Your great and vast knowledge of internet forums and the acronyms that represent them make this conjecture fairly plausible.

- my reference to your post count on this board in such a brief time to which a very limited amount of are actually related to poker, and then suggesting maybe I should consider some other type of forum, brings me to the issue of hypocrisy. Wheras you state ' please stop sucking at life', I suggest giving the little bit of information I have gathered from you, that YOU sir, should pay heed to your own advice.

You see Mr. Tony Paladino, I play poker, it is my job. If you wish to speak of poker to me, I shall be more then happy to oblige you. If you would care to go one step further and actually play the game, I suggest you let me know where you play, and I would be even more happy to join you.

Kindest regards,
Harry

for what it's worth. I actually thought the original post was quite funny... But then I'm easily pleased.

[tonypaladino]

tl;dr

can i get a cliff's notes?

[silkyslim]

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No thanks. I choose to treat my opponents with class, whether or not I think they deserve it.

Maybe you should consider doing the same.

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you also like that cartoon in your avatar, so........

[EStreet20]

Dear Harry,
This is the stupidest [censored] thread ever (and we've seen some stupid ones here on 2+2). For as great of a poker player as you obviously are, we would all be more impressed if you actually got laid once in your life.

Best wishes,
Matt (A guy who makes cogent, reliable replies most of the time but prefers to flame these useless posts when he's drunk I.E. right now.)