What screams "White Trash" more than......

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You are white trash is:

1) You ever had ambitions of owing a jeep, transam, firebird, camaro.

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jeeps are cool, and older camero's are the [censored]


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2) You constantly tell everyone you got trashed and tell them exactly what you drank the night before like you cataloged it. Typically line is, " I got [censored] wasted man. I drank 3 buds, a yagermiester, 3 shots of vodka.......ect ect"

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sounds like your typical college kid. And besides all white trash drinks is coors light, so there is no need to catalog (sorry sponger)

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3) You think wearing a cowboy hat is stylish.

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white trash is more a "git' er done!" cap


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4) You liked the television show "Roseanne"

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wasnt that the #1 rated show for a couple years?

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5) You EVER wore fingerless leather gloves at one point in your life. Usually in tandem with wearing jeans with holes over the knees.

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uhm, thats not white trash, thats just 1980s

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6) You like to go "Muddin"

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hey you got one! 1 for 6 isnt too shabby!