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Old 12-12-2005, 03:29 PM
skipperbob skipperbob is offline
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Default OT: Where\'s the DAMN Trip Report

Hey Yugo: If it's important enough to call me in the middle of the night, then it's important enough to make a trip report....Yes, Folks! He got laid on a regular date where he didn't have to pay the girl [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]Well, if you don't count that he offerred to pay her rent for the next 5 years [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 12-12-2005, 03:47 PM
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Hey Yugo: If it's important enough to call me in the middle of the night, then it's important enough to make a trip report....Yes, Folks! He got laid on a regular date where he didn't have to pay the girl [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]Well, if you don't count that he offerred to pay her rent for the next 5 years [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Funny that he actually called you. He was meeting a lady friend for dinner and was lost, so I suggested that he call you for directions. He responded, "Nah, it's like 7:45. Skip's already asleep." What a prick.
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Old 12-12-2005, 04:03 PM
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POTD
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Old 12-12-2005, 04:33 PM
The Yugoslavian The Yugoslavian is offline
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SFB,

At what point did I 'call you in the middle of the night'?!?!?!?

My records show that I called you at exactly 4:46 pm PST on Sunday. Jesus dude, grow a sack and stay up until 5pm.

I also never said I 'got laid' or whatever. However, it is true I didn't 'pay the girl' (directly at least) and that she spent the night up in Thug Mansion.

I'm getting bitch slapped at work atm so any Chica trip report will have to wait.

Bones,
As for getting lost....I did, but it wasn't until I was almost at the place and was waaaaaaaaaaay past SFB's bedtime.

Yugoslav
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Old 12-12-2005, 04:48 PM
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So did you soak the carrot, or not?
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Old 12-12-2005, 05:08 PM
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So did you soak the carrot, or not?

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Yugo is certainly no Mariano Rivera.
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:07 PM
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Wait, so Yugo really does pay girls to get laid?
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:13 PM
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Wait, so Yugo really does pay girls to get laid?

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NO: He pays them, or dates them, in order to file his "Notice of Non-Completion" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 12-12-2005, 07:57 PM
DeathbySuckout DeathbySuckout is offline
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Now that, sir, is some funny [censored]!
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