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Old 05-31-2005, 02:54 PM
jman220 jman220 is offline
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Default Table Coach (Low Content)

So I decided to employ some of the things I heard on this forum when dealing with an obnoxious table coach who I had just beat with the nut flush, let me know how I did:

Table Coach: bs chaser
Table Coach: omfg. are you kiddin me? call that after turn....?
Table Coach: LOL
Hero: SOMEBODY CALL THE WHAAAAMBULAANCE!!!
Table Coach: $114 says I bust you out douchbag
Table Coach: lol, still a fuc.kn stupid call....
Hero: just for that
Hero: this bad player is goiing to leave
Hero: its not nice to be rude
Table Coach: what i thought scared
Hero: bye [Table Coach], maybe next time you'll learn some manners and you won't chase fish like me away.
Hero: with your money
Other Player: cmon, don't leave
Other Player: stay nd get all of his $\
Hero: nope, he hurt my feelings
Hero: i'm goign to go home and cry now
Other PLayer: lol
Hero: i'll never play with you guys again
Other Player: u're funny
Hero: will just have to find some other poker payers to take all my money
Other Player: lmao
Hero: bye!
Table Coach. censored, censored, censored you piece of censored.
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Old 05-31-2005, 03:00 PM
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Default Re: Table Coach (Low Content)

Hehehe nice way to rub salt into the Table Coach's wound. And possibly teach him lesson.
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Old 05-31-2005, 03:26 PM
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Default Re: Table Coach (Low Content)

That's pretty damn funny. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 05-31-2005, 03:31 PM
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Default Re: Table Coach (Low Content)

Haha, best part is, I just checked the hand history (had been 4-tabling at the time), the guy had pocket kings, and limped with them from the small blind to have an unraised 4 way pot. Guess he's just pissed that his super-advanced strategy of slowplaying pocket kings (we'll never see that coming), got cracked by such a fish who plays his flush draw when given the correct odds.
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Old 05-31-2005, 03:34 PM
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"Hero: SOMEBODY CALL THE WHAAAAMBULAANCE!!!"

Not that funny
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Old 05-31-2005, 03:36 PM
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did you stay or leave [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 05-31-2005, 04:08 PM
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Hero: SOMEBODY CALL THE WHAAAAMBULAANCE!!!


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Copycat. Bitch.
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Old 05-31-2005, 04:19 PM
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Default Re: Table Coach (Low Content)

I always use the suggested "look everyone the losers trying to tell the winners how to play", that always pisses them off.
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Old 05-31-2005, 04:19 PM
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I always use the suggested "look everyone the losers trying to tell the winners how to play", that always pisses them off.

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lol i like!
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Old 05-31-2005, 07:19 PM
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Copycat. Bitch.

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Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
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