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View Poll Results: Do you use HUD software while playing, such as PE or PV?
No 13 17.81%
Yes 60 82.19%
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:08 PM
slickpoppa slickpoppa is offline
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Default 20 years in prison or castration

Okay, here's the scenario: You are wrongly convicted of child molestation. Your state just passed a law that allows judges to offer you the option of being castrated and going completely free or serving 20 years in prison with no possibility of parole. Castration means you get get your balls chopped off, but you get to keep your dick. Keep in mind that since you were convicted of child molestation, there is a good chance you will get the sh!t kicked out of you in prison.

So, which do you choose:
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:12 PM
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Default Re: 20 years in prison or castration

Depressing options.. can you add "gimme the needle like like Tookie", i bet that might get some votes.
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:13 PM
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Default Re: 20 years in prison or castration

castration please
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:17 PM
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Default Re: 20 years in prison or castration

20 years in prison = no sex life ever again anyway, so i'll just end it now and live my life as a peace corps guy or something
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:20 PM
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Default Re: 20 years in prison or castration

I'm the one who voted prison, but voted before I saw that I will be labelled as a kiddie rapist. Sure as hell wouldn't select prison. I'd try to escape, if that fails get snipped (they wouldn't chop balls off anyway, but I'll play along), get plastic surgery and move far far away.
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:20 PM
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Default Re: 20 years in prison or castration

Easily castration...i'd then hustle at cartman style roshambo...would need to hide the package tho...
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:21 PM
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Default Re: 20 years in prison or castration

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...would need to hide the package tho...

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That shouldnt be too difficult for you. oh man that was too easy
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:22 PM
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Default Re: 20 years in prison or castration

I think castration is much better than 20 years of incarceration. if it were my entire package that may be a different question. you can still orgasm if you don't have nuts, right? the only downsides are not being able to have kids, and not being able to give your gf the money shot.
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:26 PM
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Default Re: 20 years in prison or castration

A better question would be no dick or prison
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:29 PM
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Default Re: 20 years in prison or castration

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I think castration is much better than 20 years of incarceration. if it were my entire package that may be a different question. you can still orgasm if you don't have nuts, right? the only downsides are not being able to have kids, and not being able to give your gf the money shot.

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Not sure on this but I think money shot is still in play, although it won't be as gooey.
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