If Mankind could ask one question of God

Inspired by the South Park episode I just watched in where Stan uses up mankind's one question to God by asking about his period. What do you think we should ask?

Edit: if mods think this is the wrong forum, just change to SMP for me. Thanks. Im to lazy to repost.

[diebitter]

Not God exactly, but I'd like to ask Jesus how much he used to charge for shelves during his carpentry days.

[tonypaladino]

LOL,, As soon as I saw the title, I was like "this dude just watched south park too"

I would ask for the power to discover human kind's greatest weakness, and how I could profit off of it. Then I'd probably be sent straight to hell.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Being able to ask God a question implies God's existence. If we knew God existed the most important question would already be answered, so who gives a [censored] what you ask it.

Although, off the top of my head I might ask it "what precise sequence of actions must I take to bang Jessica Alba?"

[Jorge10]

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LOL,, As soon as I saw the title, I was like "this dude just watched south park too"

I would ask for the power to discover human kind's greatest weakness, and how I could profit off of it. Then I'd probably be sent straight to hell.

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Its called the porn industry.

I think there are a lot of questions to be asked. I would go with, why do bad things happen to good people?

[Beer and Pizza]

To whom it may concern,

God is busy right now. Please talk to his representative on earth, Mr. David Sklansky.

Best Wishes,

Gabriel

God, am I rocks and rings?

[cnfuzzd]

WTF?

peace

john nickle

[KingDan]

I thought this would be about the wrestler.

[siccjay]

Are you real?