This Fight could destroy Earth - who would win?

[Matt Flynn]

Ray would win easily. Chuck would come at him with a roundhouse kick and Ray would pump 36 .45 cal bullets into him, calmly reloading each time until partial vaporization had been achieved. Each bullet would push the corpse back a foot or two until Chuck fell over a lip into the Flathead, just so Ray could say he rivered Chuck Norris.

[Zoelef]

If the fight is only shot in slow-motion, I have to give the nod to Norris.

[DeadMoneyOC]

Ray Zee went to Texas to play HU 10,000-20,000 Stud8 against Andy Beal and from across the state Chuck Norris felt a tickle in his beard. He knew Ray Zee was near and the time is now. He immediately jumps to his feet and roundhouse kicks his son for no particular reason, except that he is Chuck Norris. Rather than drive a car across the state to meet the great Zee he simply roundhouse kicked his way across the state only stopping to impregnate a bull and eat four rattlesnakes who were looking at his beard funny. When Chuck Norris arrived at the Beal estate master Zee's flowing gray mullet started to stand up. He could sense danger was near. He quickly dashed out the woods to summon the powers of the beaver and the bear. As master Zee was harnessing their powers he was confronted by Chuck Norris who happened to be wearing the same exact red flannel shirt that master Zee was wearing. Appalled by this idea Chuck Norris's shirt burst into flames. These flames also light his beard on fire but it quickly re-grew within seconds. Completely unimpressed master Zee telepathically commanded the power of the beaver and the bear to attack the beard. Obviously Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the bear and ate the beaver, because Chuck Norris loves to eat beaver. Master Zee has to quickly call on the power of the duck. Rather than roundhouse kick the ducks to death he shoved them all into this ass only to [censored] them out as eggs. Master Zee realized time was running out. His only hope was El Diablo. The masked man suddenly appeared from behind a tree and Chuck Norris quickly realized that his mask and blue shirt were totally roundhouse kick proof. Unfazed Chuck Norris realized that he must use the power of 'beard' to conquer the great Zee and El Diablo. Harnessing all the power of his beard his force attracted Zee and El Diablo to the beard like a magnet. They were quickly suffocated in the beard and then Chuck Norris ate their carcasses to gain their intelligence so that Chuck Norris could now become unstoppable.

[whiskeytown]

this crap is how rumors get started.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

[EliteNinja]

Whoever wins
...we lose.

When you're in texas look behind you...... cause that's where the ranger's gonna be.

***SLAMS DOWN WALKER TEXAS RANGER LEVER***

[Ray Zee]

i just saw the new kong movie. i feel so badly now. you see it turns out that he is such a nice animal and didnt deserve that beating i gave him one time long ago.

[astroglide]