Why is Chuck Norris funny?

PoBoy321 · #1 12-13-2005, 06:09 AM

It seems like everything even remotely related to Chuck Norris is considered hilarious now and I just don't get it. I think it started with the Walker, Texas Ranger lever on Conan which was pretty funny, but now it's just like anything and everything that has to do with Chuck Norris gets people, especially guys in collge, rolling on the floor laughing.

Am I missing something?

istewart · #2 12-13-2005, 06:11 AM

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especially guys in collge, rolling on the floor laughing.

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Well, these people are likely just laughing because it's become a cool topic to laugh about. You should distance yourself from these folks like they have AIDS deluxe.

tonypaladino · #3 12-13-2005, 06:12 AM

What the [censored] is AIDS deluxe? Like it comes with fries and coleslaw?

einbert · #4 12-13-2005, 06:37 AM

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especially guys in collge, rolling on the floor laughing.

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Well, these people are likely just laughing because it's become a cool topic to laugh about. You should distance yourself from these folks like they have AIDS deluxe.

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istewart is right

avisco01 · #5 12-13-2005, 02:53 PM

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especially guys in collge, rolling on the floor laughing.

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Well, these people are likely just laughing because it's become a cool topic to laugh about. You should distance yourself from these folks like they have AIDS deluxe.

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istewart is right

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He is funny for the same reasons The Hoff, The Fonze, and Screech are funny. Incidentally, I was laughing at Chuck Norris BEFORE it was the cool thing to do...

#6 12-13-2005, 03:09 PM

I thought Dodge Ball was a bad movie until Chuck Norris appeared in it. Then I realized it roundhouse kicks Citizen Kane in the face.

avisco01 · #7 12-13-2005, 03:14 PM

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I thought Dodge Ball was a bad movie until Chuck Norris appeared in it. Then I realized it roundhouse kicks Citizen Kane in the face.

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Loved Dodgeball, and thought Chuckie was simply the icing on the cake elevating this film to CLASSIC STATUS...

jason_t · #8 12-13-2005, 06:15 AM

It's cultural.

istewart · #9 12-13-2005, 06:16 AM

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It's a hot topic in SoCal math departments.

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FYP

gmrankin · #10 12-13-2005, 06:16 AM

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play pok*r every second Wednesday of the month.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Food for thought