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Paxosmotic · #31 09-06-2005, 09:01 PM

I'm sick of losing to idiots like this. I call this my "would you [censored] bet already" series

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
4 folds, SB completes, Hero raises, SB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: (3 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: (3 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Kd Kh (one pair, kings).
Hero has Jd Js (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins 3 BB. 

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
4 folds, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (2 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: (1 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

River: (3 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Kd 5s (four of a kind, kings).
Hero has 7d 9c (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: SB wins 3 BB. 

GOD DAMNIT how do I keep losing to people that play like this? I want my 42BB back.

hemstock · #32 09-06-2005, 09:18 PM

Thnk long run. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

The mighty 52o
PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
4 folds, MP3 calls, Hero raises, Button calls, SB calls, 1 fold, MP3 calls.

Flop: (9 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, MP3 folds, Hero calls, Button calls.

Turn: (6 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, Button folds, SB 3-bets, Hero calls.

River: (12 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results:
Hero has Jh Ah (one pair, aces).
SB has 2s 5d (straight, five high).
Outcome: SB wins 14 BB.

The powerful 93s
PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 4 folds, CO calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, CO bets, Hero raises, BB folds, UTG folds, CO calls.

Turn: (6.25 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets, Hero raises, CO calls.

River: (10.25 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 12.25 BB

Results:
CO has 3c 9c (two pair, nines and threes).
Hero has Jc Js (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: CO wins 12.25 BB.

The donk X 3
PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, 3 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, CO calls, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, CO calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: (12 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG+1 bets, Hero calls, CO folds.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Qh Td (two pair, queens and tens).
Hero has Th Ac (one pair, tens).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 14 BB.

And the highlight of my day

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
4 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, 2 folds, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (4 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks.

Turn: (2 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks.

River: (2 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, MP2 calls, MP3 raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, MP2 folds, MP3 caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11 BB

Results:
Hero has Jc Qd (straight, ace high).
MP3 has 6c Ah (full house, aces full of sixes).
Outcome: MP3 wins 11 BB.

Fool had a full house and was checking it through the river.

WordWhiz · #33 09-06-2005, 10:11 PM

Thank god I wasn't in this hand--I would have thrown my mouse through the screen:

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP (UberFish) calls, 1 fold, Button (PoorSap) raises, 2 folds, MP (UberFish) calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UberFish bets, PoorSap raises, UberFish calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UberFish checks, PoorSap bets, UberFish calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UberFish checks, PoorSap bets, UberFish calls.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

Results in white below: 
UberFish has 8d 9h (straight, ten high).
PoorSap has Td Ad (one pair, tens).
Outcome: UberFish wins 8.75 BB.

DoomSlice · #34 09-06-2005, 10:40 PM

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, SB calls, 1 fold, UTG calls.

Flop: (7 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, UTG calls, Hero calls.

River: (8 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, UTG folds, Hero raises, SB calls $0.75 (All-In).

Final Pot: 11.75 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 6h Kd (one pair, kings).
Hero has Js Jh (straight flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.75 BB. 

I suck out goot.

Saint_D · #35 09-06-2005, 10:50 PM

Party Poker 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, 1 folds, Hero checks, Button calls, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: (6.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (5.00 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, SB calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls.

River: (8.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, MP2 bets, Hero raises, SB calls, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 14.00 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has Jc Kh (a straight, ten to ace.)
SB has Ah 8s (two pairs, aces and tens.)
MP2 has Kc 3c (a flush, ace high.)
MP2 wins 13.25 BB.

TwoShedsJackson · #36 09-07-2005, 07:41 AM

Sorry but this one doesn't qualify, MP2 has the nut flush draw and a gutshot on the flop and turn and has odds to call that - you should be happy he's too passive to three bet you on the river because the board is paired or you would have lost more.

Also, don't check KJ in the CO when you've posted and there's a couple of limpers in front of you. In fact don't limp it there even when you haven't just posted, you should be raising.

#37 09-07-2005, 08:34 AM

I'm in my first nasty downswing now, and am genuinly happy that somebody else is experiencing exactly the same stuff. I see all the usual suspects, and I fear for the health of my mouse. The funniest maneuver it seems, is to do that "gotcha-raise" on the river with the flopped monster, after checking or calling down two streets.

So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you all.

DoomSlice · #38 09-07-2005, 10:50 AM

Do you fold the river if you're UTG?

Think you're ahead 3% of the time?

lautzutao · #39 09-07-2005, 01:11 PM

I had been dealt KK twice in a row and had them cracked both times on the river...I should have folded this hand on the turn but I'm glad I didn't. I would have punched a hole through my monitor when the river came up

I promptly took this as a sign from the poker gods to quit playing for the day and I did

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, MP1 raises, 3 folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, MP1 calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (15 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, MP1 calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (10 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, MP1 raises, Button 3-bets, SB folds, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP1 caps, Button calls, Hero calls, UTG calls.

River: (26 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, MP1 calls, Button calls.

Final Pot: 29 BB

Results:

Hero has Ac Ad (full house, aces full of jacks).
MP1 has Kd Jc (full house, jacks full of kings).
Button has Js Qh (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 29 BB.

Hojglad · #40 09-07-2005, 01:16 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Do you fold the river if you're UTG?

Think you're ahead 3% of the time?

[/ QUOTE ]
Yes, I would. I don't think his hand is good here ever.