Are you sure you are your kid's father?

[CCass]

I am positive all 3 of my children are mine. Not only do they pass the "nature test" (they look like me), I can identify the time and date that 2 of them were conceived.

I have no reason nor the desire to have a paternity test.

[jakethebake]

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I can identify the time and date that 2 of them were conceived.

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Is this a regular thing with you? You look up at the alarm clock as you spoogilate? Do you keep a log?

[touchfaith]

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I am positive all 3 of my children are mine. Not only do they pass the "nature test" (they look like me), I can identify the time and date that 2 of them were conceived.

I have no reason nor the desire to have a paternity test.

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2 out of 3 ain't bad.

[NobodysFreak]

My parents divorced when I was a kid so I didn't really see my father all that much. When I was a kid growing up (I guess I still am... I'm 22) whenever I'd [censored]-up my dad would threaten me with a DNA test... interesting

[Dantes]

well if you have sex once every three months its probably not that hard to figure it out.

[tek]

Hey hey man, my ex may have been a bivh but she was no slut. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Yes, I was also in the room when the boys made it upstream...

I was responding with the impression that part of the problem is babies being switched in the hospital...

[BWebb]

Still one of my all-time favorites:

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[CCass]

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I can identify the time and date that 2 of them were conceived.

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Is this a regular thing with you? You look up at the alarm clock as you spoogilate? Do you keep a log?

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Not really, just unusual events that happened at the time of conception.

Example #1 - We took a vacation when our oldest was 10 months old (baby stayed at grandma's). Our 2nd child was born 9 months later.

Example #2 - We attend a football game between UT and Auburn, and get pretty freaky afterwards (again both little ones were at the grandparents).

[RunDownHouse]

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Hey hey man, my ex may have been a bivh but she was no slut. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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"Whore" would most likely be a better pejorative in such cases of cuckoldry, since she was using you for specific material gains (the impersonal "you," since I don't actually know anything about you or your wife).

[benjdm]

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My kids look exactly like me. I actually thought she should have been tested [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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