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Re: Running out of time
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This to me reeks of insincerity and insecurity. [/ QUOTE ] Simple, no it doesn't. [ QUOTE ] This statement makes it seem like you could care less. If I liked someone I would be insulted. I would want them to care a little. [/ QUOTE ] If you would be insulted by this, you are way to sensitive. You definitely want the girl to think it really doesn't matter if she comes or not. |
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Re: Running out of time
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I have nothing to lose really [/ QUOTE ] Exactly. Look, if this girl already likes you, then she's probably already wondering why you haven't said anything to her. If she DOESN'T like you, then 100:1 nothing you say will change that. So just go talk to her. Seriously. Write this on your hand. "Hi, I'm <insert your name here>. Would you like to join me for lunch?" I can guarantee that embarassment, death, dismemberment, or any other such undesirable fates will not occur. Oh, and don't forget to pay for lunch even if she insists on going half. You are on a date, a first date, and as such, you will pay. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. |
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Oh, and don't forget to pay for lunch even if she insists on going half. You are on a date, a first date, and as such, you will pay. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. [/ QUOTE ] LMAO This guy sucks with girls. |
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RESULTS? BETS?
So Ponks is probably at the test right now. Any predictions?
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Re: RESULTS? BETS?
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So Ponks is probably at the test right now. Any predictions? [/ QUOTE ] He won't speak to her, for whatever reason. If he does, she has a boyfriend. I hope to be proved wrong. |
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Re: RESULTS? BETS?
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[ QUOTE ] So Ponks is probably at the test right now. Any predictions? [/ QUOTE ] He won't speak to her, for whatever reason. If he does, she has a boyfriend. I hope to be proved wrong. [/ QUOTE ] yeah, he'll either chicken out, or stand around like a dumbass outside the class for a while and then akwardly fire off some obviously rehearsed line. She will then smile and explain she has a BF. Then he'll come back here and tell us she has a BF, and that he thinks he would have had a chance if she hadn't, never even realizing that she doesnt. I hope we are wrong tho, and that shes secretly been harboring a desire for him. he asks her to lunch, and she says "how do you feel about my pussy?" |
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Re: RESULTS? BETS?
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[ QUOTE ] So Ponks is probably at the test right now. Any predictions? [/ QUOTE ] He won't speak to her, for whatever reason. If he does, she has a boyfriend. I hope to be proved wrong. [/ QUOTE ] We have a winner! -d |
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Tough Love from KT
Ponks,
Next semester you must chat up every chick you think you possibly might want to tag at some point. And you must start right away. Make your intentions clear. Carpet bomb the coeds. Sheer volume should land you some tail. Worst case you look like a dork. So worst case is pretty much where you are right now. Human beings are social creatures. Human beings of college age are very social creatures, with the added bonus that college age humans are also very horny creatures. Seems like you idealize chicks you find interesting. This creates a cluster [censored] in your guts. You think somehow that her acceptance/rejection matters in the grand scheme. You're in college, dude. See it and hit it. Rinse and repeat. No strings attached. |
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Re: Tough Love from KT
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Ponks, Next semester you must chat up every chick you think you possibly might want to tag at some point. And you must start right away. Make your intentions clear. Carpet bomb the coeds. Sheer volume should land you some tail. Worst case you look like a dork. So worst case is pretty much where you are right now. Human beings are social creatures. Human beings of college age are very social creatures, with the added bonus that college age humans are also very horny creatures. Seems like you idealize chicks you find interesting. This creates a cluster [censored] in your guts. You think somehow that her acceptance/rejection matters in the grand scheme. You're in college, dude. See it and hit it. Rinse and repeat. No strings attached. [/ QUOTE ] And wear your striped shirt.... |
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Re: Tough Love from KT
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Ponks, Next semester you must chat up every chick you think you possibly might want to tag at some point. And you must start right away. Make your intentions clear. Carpet bomb the coeds. Sheer volume should land you some tail. Worst case you look like a dork. So worst case is pretty much where you are right now. Human beings are social creatures. Human beings of college age are very social creatures, with the added bonus that college age humans are also very horny creatures. Seems like you idealize chicks you find interesting. This creates a cluster [censored] in your guts. You think somehow that her acceptance/rejection matters in the grand scheme. You're in college, dude. See it and hit it. Rinse and repeat. No strings attached. [/ QUOTE ] This sounds like a good plan. At school I typically go out like 5-6 nights a week, so this should be fun. Ponks |
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