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11-22-2005, 02:27 PM
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
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[ QUOTE ] I was thinking a shark in the toilet. [/ QUOTE ] Piranhas are easier to transport and can be quite ill-tempered. [/ QUOTE ] Can they have lasers? 
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#94
11-22-2005, 03:21 PM
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] everytime you hear her move, call the cops for a noise complaint. [/ QUOTE ] She is absolutely silent. Believe me, I thought of this. [/ QUOTE ] then make something up. she should get the point. [/ QUOTE ] seriously, say you hear loud noises like sex, if she says she has no one there say maybe she should stop masturbating so loudly
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#95
11-22-2005, 04:36 PM
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
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Rent some really raunchy porn. I would recommend something with horses or donkeys. Put the DVD on repeat. Turn your speakers around so they are right against the wall. Hit play. Go away for a long weekend. [/ QUOTE ] I was thinking something like this.. only instead of a porn I was thinking play this song at full volume, on loop for a full weekend
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#97
11-22-2005, 05:22 PM
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
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[ QUOTE ] Obtain their VIN number from their car (located by windshield), write down their license plate number, call the police (non-emergency number) from a payphone and report the car stolen. ...or simply steal the license plates and throw them away in a dumpster. ...or both. [/ QUOTE ] Don't you have to sign a police report for a stolen vehicle? [/ QUOTE ] Don't steal the license plate. I like to use Photoshop to create expired decals and glue them over the current decal.
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#98
11-22-2005, 05:26 PM
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] everytime you hear her move, call the cops for a noise complaint. [/ QUOTE ] She is absolutely silent. Believe me, I thought of this. [/ QUOTE ] then make something up. she should get the point. [/ QUOTE ] seriously, say you hear loud noises like sex, if she says she has no one there say maybe she should stop masturbating so loudly [/ QUOTE ] lol
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#99
11-22-2005, 05:39 PM
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
I'm not sure if your [censored] apartment was like mine, but I had a huge gap between the bottom of the front door and the floor. I used to have to put a towel there when it rained to keep the water out. If that's the case in your building, then I highly recomment going to the pet store and getting a couple of mice and letting them go under her door. That ought to keep her occupied for a while and help you grin in victory undetected.
Oh yeah, get the [censored] out of that place too.
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#100
11-22-2005, 05:43 PM
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Re: Revenge on neighbors
Had a similar thing happen to me. I'd get the "stomp of dissaproval" from my upstairs neighbor all the time. One saturday morning when a car drove by in the parking lot with lots of bass - I got the stomp. I had to laugh... they were annoying as all get out - but never called the cops on me.
My revenge was more noise. I had a new amp - turned on my synth - made it go subsonic, so that you couldn't really hear anything, but you could 'feel' it.. [censored] would rattle. .. and I'd leave for the day. It was cool because you couldn't exactly tell where the sound was coming from. If anything - it made me feel better.
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