No more pooping

I'm tired of taking a crap almost everyday, it's such a waste of time! So I decided that I'll never poooo again. If you respond to this thread and I do in fact, take a crapola, I will give $6 and a cupcake. I will set up a camera in my bathroom so you can watch and make sure I dont cheat. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Sightless]

free money?

[TheMainEvent]

Is this just a ripoff of the jackass bit where he gets his butt cheeks pierced shut?