Hilarious 3 girl situation.......awkward

[tom441lbk]

First contribution to OOT forum

This is very sketckily adapted from an aim conversation, names have been removed for the protection of others, hope you enjoy
(background, soph in college, living off campus




4 characters
me
girl #1
girl #2
girl #3
so anyway
girl #1, have hung out with her, kinda on the verge of a relationship with her, but the past week or so she has been really busy with class/ pledge stuff so it was looking a little sketchy without really talking to her
or anything
girl #2, a friend from the dorms last year, told her about this girl, and the problems
and it kinda started to develop that she was flirting with me and stuff
kinda like that
i hung out with her, all day on tues(skipping class) both of us
girl #3
she was the girl that I hooked up with
and it happend twice :-[
she forced herself upon me the second time, to be honest
yeah
so ANYWAY
so anyway
thursday night talking to girl#1 online
and she says she’ll call me if she gets free from all of her weekend commitments
so gametime comes around(college football)
i really don't have anyone to go with
so i go with girl #2 and her roommate and another dude, from down the hall in their dorm
and i've been pondering going out with her instead
kinda
so anyway
they are going to meet some people also at the game
that were in the same dorm, or friends
whatever
so we get to game and settle down
so anyway, the people they were meeting show up, and girl #3 is hanging out with them, i'm liek AHAH@$#(*!$()$8 weird
so they sit down with us….5 minutes pass
then girl #1 calls me
a little before the start of the game
asking where i'm sitting
and then she says she'll come by later like 3-4 quarter
so she calls @ end of 3rd quarter
and comes and sits with us as well
and girl #2 knows this is girl #1
and she whisper/askes me
even though she had seen a pic of her
so anyway
girl #1 notices girl #3, they went to high school together, and semi knew each other, common friends
and so she goes and talks to her
haha
and all the time i'm sweatin' like a prostitute in church
haha




Just thought some people would get a laugh outta this(i think i got everything in)

reading that's like reading a raw hand history

[tonypaladino]

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[Tron]

I tried, seriously, I did, but this is the most unintelligible thing I've ever seen written in the English (?) language.

[tom441lbk]

gah, picky ass b~tches

not that hard to read

[Tron]

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Why don't you just summarize?

[tom441lbk]

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gah, picky ass b~tches

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Why don't you just summarize?

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how so?

You should have made up an interesting ending. The potential of the story was building and then hey look a butterfly.

[DcifrThs]

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gah, picky ass b~tches

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Why don't you just summarize?

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because the summary wouldn't be interesting.

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how so?

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i.e.:

I kinda like and am considering hooking up with/dating or have hooked up with/dated 3 girls. I had nobody to go to the game with. I went with one of them. the other 2 were hanging out by the end of the game. it was awkward.

as you can see, the summary is easier to read and just as pointless as the original.

Barron

[InchoateHand]

Don't be so elitist and pretentious.