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07-02-2005, 04:40 PM
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When you know you\'ve hit rock bottom.
I could write a comedy act doing a Foxworthy-esqe take on hitting rock-bottom.
You know you've hit rock-bottom when you belch and it smells exactly like catshit. You know you've hit rock-bottom when your entire apartment smells like catshit, yet you don't have a cat. You know you've hit rock-bottom when you let a healthy fart, yet it all comes out liquid rather than gas. You know you've hit rock-bottom when you are now laughing and crying, and the crying isn't really from the laughing. You know you've hit rock-bottom when your existence on 2+2 really has nothing to do with poker. More to come, maybe. 
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07-02-2005, 04:44 PM
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Re: When you know you\'ve hit rock bottom.
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07-02-2005, 05:12 PM
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Re: When you know you\'ve hit rock bottom.
Im english so am out of the loop on american culture.
So please tell me, is "Foxworthy-esqe" american slang for not at all funny.
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07-02-2005, 05:13 PM
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Re: When you know you\'ve hit rock bottom.
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Im english so am out of the loop on american culture. So please tell me, is "Foxworthy-esqe" american slang for not at all funny. [/ QUOTE ] Jeff Foxworthy does these "You know you're a red neck when..." and then says something completely idiotic. So yes, it is not funny at all.
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07-02-2005, 05:16 PM
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Re: When you know you\'ve hit rock bottom.
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Im english so am out of the loop on american culture. So please tell me, is "Foxworthy-esqe" american slang for not at all funny. [/ QUOTE ] Jeff Foxworthy does these "You know you're a red neck when..." and then says something completely idiotic. So yes, it is not funny at all. [/ QUOTE ] You're wrong. Example: "If you've ever been too drunk to fish. . .yooooou might be a redneck." [wrong about the format, not the funnitude]
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07-02-2005, 05:16 PM
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Re: When you know you\'ve hit rock bottom.
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Im english so am out of the loop on american culture. So please tell me, is "Foxworthy-esqe" american slang for not at all funny. [/ QUOTE ] Jeff Foxworthy does these "You know you're a red neck when..." and then says something completely idiotic. So yes, it is not funny at all. [/ QUOTE ] Tbach, did the player in your avatar get in trouble with the coaches for that stunt?
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