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Old 12-22-2005, 03:20 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Default Re: What do married couples talk about?

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Me: Honey, I'm home what's for dinner?

Wife: Whatever you decide to make.

Me: Uh, okay. What did you and kids do today?

Wife: Those little hellions didn't listen to a word I said. All they want to do is watch TV. You deal with them tonight. I've had enough.

Me: Uh, that sounds fine. Wow, you are really looking great today. How about we watch a movie after I get the kids settled down?

Wife: Just settle down and get your dinner. I'm not in mood for anything tonight.

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oh my god... were you at my house last night? I need to find that camera and turn it off.

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You got home early and she made me hide in the pantry [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 12-22-2005, 03:27 PM
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Default Re: What do married couples talk about?

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Me: Honey, I'm home what's for dinner?

Wife: Whatever you decide to make.

Me: Uh, okay. What did you and kids do today?

Wife: Those little hellions didn't listen to a word I said. All they want to do is watch TV. You deal with them tonight. I've had enough.

Me: Uh, that sounds fine. Wow, you are really looking great today. How about we watch a movie after I get the kids settled down?

Wife: Just settle down and get your dinner. I'm not in mood for anything tonight.

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oh my god... were you at my house last night? I need to find that camera and turn it off.

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You got home early and she made me hide in the pantry [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I lol'd
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Old 12-22-2005, 03:35 PM
Reqtech Reqtech is offline
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Default Re: What do married couples talk about?

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I've posted it before, but the 'three word phrase' is gold.
As you pretend to listen, when you hear from the tone of the droning that it's time to respond, you just grab three words.

"Is that right?"
"Please go on."
"Tell me more"
"You don't say?"
"That's very interesting"
"And then what?"

ad nauseum.....

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My wifey is a teacher, so I get to use "told you that bitch was crazy" as often as I want. It's also a good cue to her indicated that I realizing that she's complaining about someone else that I don't know and that I errr...ummm...empathize with her situation.
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Old 12-22-2005, 06:51 PM
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Default Re: What do married couples talk about?

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Who gets kicked out of college for sending an email?

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Me, for one.
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