Fun with the Table Captain (N/C)

[woodguy]

Played a live $300 event yesterday.

Played well, but made 2 mistakes, the 2nd one was horrible and cost me my stack. Out 18th, top 14 pay. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] (132 runners)

Anyhow, early in the tourney, 2 to my right is the quintessential Table Captain. He's telling everyone how to play, how much to raise, what they are holding etc...

One hand he raises in MP to 3XBB, I smooth call with KK, all else fold.

Flop comes J,T,6 2 diamonds.

He leads out with 3BB's, as soon as I annouce raise, he automucks AA face up!!

He then says to the table "see, I have the ability to lay this down when I know I'm beat, that's why I do well in tournaments"

He looks at me, and says "a set of Tens or Jacks?'

I said "Jacks"

He says "I knew you had it"

1 level later he gets into a blind vs. blind hand when he's in the small blind.

He raises to 3xBB, BB calls, flop come QQ3 rainbow.

Capt. bets 3xBB, BB calls.

Turn is an A

Capt bets 2/3 pot, BB calls.

River 2

Capt goes all in, BB insta calls with Qx

Capt shows A2.

As he gathers up his stuff he says, "I reallly thought you didn't have it".

I love these guys.

Regards,
Woodguy