The Whizzinator

[benfranklin]

Headline: Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis

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Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.

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Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.

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Story here.

The wonders of modern technology. Too bad Arnold is out of show biz. Sounds like it could be one of his movies, Dah Vizzinaadoor.

[freakintemp]

I've had very few UAs in my life. Do they seriously watch you piss? I don't care who the tech is, they're aren't gonna stare at my wang while I take a leak.

Freakin

*EDIT* Nevermind, just read the story. I suspected it was the off-temperature that nailed him, not visual evidence.

[Nottom]

For those who want their own ...

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/