What do you say to Hellmuth?

Scooterdoo · #1 07-05-2005, 06:19 PM

You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

CCx · #2 07-05-2005, 06:20 PM

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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"Hee-haw"

kiffl · #3 07-05-2005, 06:22 PM

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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"Hee-haw"

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I second that, its pure genious!

Scooterdoo · #4 07-05-2005, 07:09 PM

Funny, that was the line I thought of too. Way to go!

RiverTheNuts · #5 07-05-2005, 06:25 PM

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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Pull my JOPKE hat out of my pocket and put it on, and ask how UB has been going lately

Dynasty · #6 07-05-2005, 06:29 PM

Why do you feel compelled to say anything?

TStoneMBD · #7 07-05-2005, 06:32 PM

stick it in your pooper you bonified bubblehead.

DarthIgnurnt · #8 07-05-2005, 06:35 PM

I'd ask him who he is.

Allinlife · #9 07-05-2005, 07:22 PM

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I'd ask him who he is.

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nh

Zetack · #10 07-06-2005, 09:24 AM

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I'd ask him who he is.

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Then ask him if he's been playing poker very long.

If he, or anybody else, mentions that he's a wsop winner, pretend you think they're joking. No matter how insistent anybody gets, keep laughing and shaking your head--"you wiseacres!"

--Zetack