Funniest Line You Ever SAID at a Poker Table

[JoeU]

Since the funniest line you ever "heard" thread went nuts recently, I thought I'd change it up a bit.


This can be something stupid that you've said, something witty, but it should be something funny. I'll start us off.

7 Stud/8 home tourney from last night. We are down to 4 players and I'm the chip leader. I get rolled up aces. The player to my immediate right brings it in. I just limp, other two players fold. So we're heads up, and I'm a monster favorite.

By 6th street, I make aces full, having checked the hand the whole way. In the river, I get my card, and bet blind. My opponent calls and I say:


..I've got aces full (I flip over my last card)...oh, I meant quads! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

One guy fell out of his chair laughing.

Anyone else have something funny that they said?


Joe