A Forum Tribute (by way of Haiku)

[The Yugoslavian]

So, I reached Pooh-Bah too quickly and didn't prepare anything uber-cool or uber-sweet to post. However, I took a few moments today to reflect on my time in this forum and all I have read. These following Haikus are the result of my meditations:

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Remember William?
Who has heard of Stagemusic?
They all live on here.
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Where has CrisBrown gone?
What happened to you Frozen?
How about Pitcher???
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Ultimate throwback
Before this forum was here:
Craig H. vs. Raymer! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Yay Praying Mantis!
Folding equity divine,
I am on the path.
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That Eastbay is dope,
Not just because of his home,
His math is sexy.
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Jason Strasser rulez!
‘Any two baby’ is cool
Uh-oh I got called.
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Gigabet knows all
But his visit was too short.
Where are his brothers??
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I cannot forget,
About Aleo Magus.
More than just spreadsheets.
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How about a name,
For beloved ICM:
The Bozebaygrinder?
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This forum was lame,
Until the Yugoslav came.
Three cheers for Yugo! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Irie is profound,
Wit and strategy for all.
Put that hookah down!
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Desdia I miss,
For he would cause brilliant flames,
Followed by insight.
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Suited is the man,
The master of avatars
And a good father.
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Raptor is a punk!
My favorite maniac.
Holla, 3uo.
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Hey Lori, Lori!
Please change your avatar back,
So happily cute. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Dali, so funny.
Please don’t fold aces preflop.
The worst fold ever!
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Sixteen hundred posts,
Far too many were bad jokes, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Redouble my efforts.
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This forum is best
And a secret from the rest.
I hope you see why.
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Philly, Adanthar,
Without the two of you here,
Who could play postflop??
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C’mon curtains, man!
Hook a brother up with sis,
Promise I won’t fold, [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img].
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Forum Bot Skipper,
You are hilarious man:
‘Pinko, commy, [censored]!’ [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Ursher who here knew?
Pai Gow was so fun to watch!
Wasn’t my money, [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].
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Zen you must post here!
You read this every day,
Yet you are silent, [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img].
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TJ? Caffione?
PM, Easty, Bozeman, please!
Nothing else you need.
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Yay marijuana!
I’m Pooh-bah of the ganga,
Smoke that Iriedork! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Yugoslav
Who doesn’t care that most of the forum won’t get half to most/all of this post.