Its so freaking cold, aka I want a trip to Australia

[The Legend]

I'm freezing my cojones off here in Michigan today, and I've decided I really want to go on a vacation. I was thinking Vegas, but just now Australia popped into my head. Anyone have any experience traveling to Australia and know where to go, the cheapest rates, all that crap. Feel free to use this thread to bit@h about how freakin cold it is around here as well.