Worst time and Place to SHART.

gawwwwdamn this shizz is hilarious

[tonypaladino]

Ive thankfully never sharted.
But something else gross has happened to me.

[ilikeaces]

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I debated just stopping on the side of the road and just shitting on the curb, but seriously, who the [censored] would do that?

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I am a runner and I have shat on the side of the road about 15 times. When you get that feeling you just gotta let it out. Its not worth the pain of holding it in.

[nothumb]

While getting a hummer, but not really a hummer, more of a end-of-the-hummer, licking of balls / handjob cause the old lady knows you're into it kind of thing, after having a lengthy go, kinda drunk, about three in the afternoon. Really having a hard time releasing the tension.

While lying on your back in a very expensive, white down comforter.

I shart you not.

NT

[bravos1]

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While getting a hummer, but not really a hummer, more of a end-of-the-hummer, licking of balls / handjob cause the old lady knows you're into it kind of thing, after having a lengthy go, kinda drunk, about three in the afternoon. Really having a hard time releasing the tension.

While lying on your back in a very expensive, white down comforter.

I shart you not.

NT

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That's EXACTLY why I will NEVER buy a white comforter!

[WEASEL45]

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I was in high school when I went out for like a 4 mile jog and as soon as I hit the 2 mile mark, I had to [censored], so I stopped running, but I knew that if I walked, I wouldn't be able to make it home in time to not [censored] myself, so I'd start running, but that just made me have to [censored] more, so I just didn't know what to do. I debated just stopping on the side of the road and just shitting on the curb, but seriously, who the [censored] would do that? So I walked, in that kind of "I have to [censored], so I'm clenching my ass cheeks, but I'm trying to walk really fast, so I look like a black guy making fun of the way white people walk" walk, when all of a sudden, I felt what I thought was a fart coming out, so I said "OK, maybe that'll relieve some pressure," but no, I [censored] myself, and i just didn't know what to do, so I just walked home with this huge load in my pants, and it was the single most disgusting moment of my life.

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this one had me laughing out loud, PooBoy .

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[arod15]

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I was about 13 years old at a summer camp. I was prancing around the cabin like a fool, singing and pretty much f*cking around along with the other guys.

I felt one coming up, and, being in an all male cabin, it was time to blast one. I squatted low and spread the cheeks, hoping for maximum noise. "Hey guys, listen to this" I declared...

Instead, a sickening, wet, bubbly sound echoed throughout the cabin, and to my utter horror, I felt the rhea blast through. I grabbed a nearby tissue box and discovered that I indeed sharted myself.

I ran to the bathroom and cleaned for the rest of the afternoon.

Good times...

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good times if i ever heard them....

[arod15]

Link it

[arod15]

thats crazy

[arod15]

def funny