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06-27-2005, 08:57 AM
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Too tight, it doesnt fit
So I met a girl last night and we ended up back in my bedroom. I thought she was a very skinny girl, she had a great body and everything was going for her. Once the clothes were off however, i realized something else. She was a very very skinny girl, extremely small hips, super tight butt, no fat at all on this girl.
On to the problem: she was so tight that i could hardly get a finger inside of her. There was NO WAY i was gonna come close to fitting in there. What was i to do? Im pretty sure not having sex with a girl who has a body like this is a crime. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before and i was stuck in quite the pickle. I asked her if she had ever had sex before and she said yes. im pretty sure she was lying. I tried prepping the area with a finger or two but it was so tight i couldnt get a good rhythm down and found no success. So yea, i didnt have any sex last night [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] and i dont want this to happen again. suggestions? 
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06-27-2005, 09:05 AM
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Re: Too tight, it doesnt fit
Now you know what a brand new vagina feels like. When she said she'd had sex before, she meant when she was a man.
Edit: Oh yea and... 
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06-27-2005, 09:12 AM
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Re: Too tight, it doesnt fit
stop with the pooper and man jokes!! im very pissed off about last night right now, it went against the laws of nature. its always supposed to fit!!
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06-27-2005, 09:13 AM
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Re: Too tight, it doesnt fit
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I asked her if she had ever had sex before and she said yes. im pretty sure she was lying. [/ QUOTE ] Maybe her previous shag was this (nsfw) guy?
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#9
06-27-2005, 09:20 AM
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Re: Too tight, it doesnt fit
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Stick it in her pooper. Sorry. [/ QUOTE ] If ever there were a thread this was appropriate for [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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