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10-31-2005, 09:00 PM
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Chicks in Evanston, IL.
Is there a law that says females between the ages of 15-30 in Evanston must wear thick rimmed glasses? I go to the Whole Foods in Evanston a lot, and I see them all wearing the same liberal-yuppie uniform.
I laughed my ass off at SNL last week when Tina Fey said she used to live in Evanston. That's what they ALL look like. Thank you, end of rant. 
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10-31-2005, 09:02 PM
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Re: Chicks in Evanston, IL.
[ QUOTE ]
Is there a law that says females between the ages of 15-30 in Evanston must wear thick rimmed glasses? I go to the Whole Foods in Evanston a lot, and I see them all wearing the same liberal-yuppie uniform. I laughed my ass off at SNL last week when Tina Fey said she used to live in Evanston. That's what they ALL look like. Thank you, end of rant. [/ QUOTE ] Maybe they are all born with them.
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10-31-2005, 09:06 PM
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Re: Chicks in Evanston, IL.
There is also a law in Evanston that states that if you are going to be pushing a child in a troller around the neighborhood you either have to be an ugly polish nanny or a really slutty hot polish nanny.
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10-31-2005, 09:15 PM
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Re: Chicks in Evanston, IL.
[ QUOTE ]
Is there a law that says females between the ages of 15-30 in Evanston must wear thick rimmed glasses? I go to the Whole Foods in Evanston a lot, and I see them all wearing the same liberal-yuppie uniform. I laughed my ass off at SNL last week when Tina Fey said she used to live in Evanston. That's what they ALL look like. Thank you, end of rant. [/ QUOTE ] Worst. Rant. Ever. Although what this says to me is that Evanston chicks are not hot - as I've noticed that many chicks wear the trendy glasses to obscure / distract from their plain features.
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10-31-2005, 09:16 PM
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Re: Chicks in Evanston, IL.
Evanston, IL = Northwestern = Intelligent, but very ugly chicks
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10-31-2005, 09:19 PM
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Re: Chicks in Evanston, IL.
Illinois? Bleh.
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10-31-2005, 09:35 PM
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Re: Chicks in Evanston, IL.
i dig the tina fey look dude. nothing wrong with etown at all, its mainly the north shore girls who decided to stay in the chi town area
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#8
10-31-2005, 09:46 PM
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Re: Chicks in Evanston, IL.
Dude that's Northwestern repreZentin! Evanston is [censored] big, and I bet if those bichkees wore thick rimmed glasses in 90% of it, they'd get beat down and have the ER take those glasses out of their ass. Evanston big.
Wait, did you say whole foods? Are you serious? The Whole foods demographic is f uc kin INDEPENDIZZENT of it's geographic location. It's like an Embassy for people that suck and care about things (you excluded of course)
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10-31-2005, 09:52 PM
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Re: Chicks in Evanston, IL.
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Dude that's Northwestern repreZentin! Evanston is [censored] big, and I bet if those bichkees wore thick rimmed glasses in 90% of it, they'd get beat down and have the ER take those glasses out of their ass. Evanston big. Wait, did you say whole foods? Are you serious? The Whole foods demographic is f uc kin INDEPENDIZZENT of it's geographic location. It's like an Embassy for people that suck and care about things (you excluded of course) [/ QUOTE ] Could someone translate this into English for me?
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