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[fluxrad]

"So the doctor says, 'But first, I've got to numb your breasts.....num num num num num num num num'."

[CollinEstes]

"I mean ass so big you could see it from the front."

[benza13]

Then I was like "Woah, I mean, I want to do you and all, but you aren't [censored] me from behind with a strap-on."

[samjjones]

"So we're on the set filming "Blue Steel", I say "Jamie Lee...you've got really great cans....but what is the deal with the C-A-H-K?"

[krimson]

"I have large hands but my fingers are freakishly small. It makes me really angry!"

[Georgia Avenue]

"THIS is how how eat a hoagie, dude. Now StFU!"

--GA

[man]

I'm not wearing pants!

[NutzyClutz]

A talking mime. (Doesn't quite get the concept)

[Blarg]

And then I said, "I love eating the ass, baby, but I'm gonna need some tongs here."

[WackityWhiz]

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ASSSSSSSSSSS, I know from experience d00d.