Getting verbally abused on PP - thanks to 2+2!

[tech]

If you don't get abused in chat at least once a night, you probably aren't playing optimally. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[gumpzilla]

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I push, BB folds, Captain calls with A3o! I catch a 5 and win the pot. He says, "LMAO. How can you go all-in with A5 you idiot?" I resist the temptation to tell him that only an idiot would limp with A3 in his position.

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What's substantially more bizarre is that he apparently views A3 as a calling hand, but A5 as not a pushing hand. I guess this is that reverse gap concept that Scuba mentioned a couple of weeks ago.

[pergesu]

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Table captain to my right has been criticizing everyone during the game.

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Are the table captains in online games? Or just loudmouths?

[Big Limpin']

Its not real witty or anything, but if im in a lull in action on other tables, and have time to argue/chirp the guy, i like to say something like:

"For all the beats you and your clones put on me..."
or
"I see the poker gods hate you. Prolly cause you're ugly."

[SlackerMcFly]

Have the nuts: "Say hello to my lil frenn" (sound like Pacino)
Lose the hand: Ask the small stack if they play the 109s because they are really good, really so much better than the guy who just pwn3d you...

Mostly Slacking

[djj6835]

I'm pretty sure I was in this game with you. Was it a 20+2 at party? I was cracking up at that guy the entire game. I always find players like that entertaining.

[Dominic]

I just ignore the abuser for a about 30 seconds...then I type:

I'm sorry, did you say something? I wasn't paying attention because I was stacking your chips.

[stanzee]

I like the people who abuse. Poker can get dull at times, so i find it entertaining when someone livens up the game

[Nottom]

From a recent SNG where I had been pushing quite a bit as the big stack, we are now heads up and I think I had pushed every hand so far (I had actually been getting pretty good hands):

tard_magnet: r u really this bad not?
nott0m: yup
tard_magnet: y do u even bother playing?
tard_magnet: how much u lose in an average month?

tard_magnet: i limp
tard_magnet: u all in right?
nott0m: I'll push
nott0m is all-In [4040]
tard_magnet folds.

As people here like to say ... if you don't get called a lucky fish at least once a night, you are probably doing somethign wrong.

[Degen]

yet ANOTHER reason to turn the chat off.

Andre