1 week to live ...... - Page 3

MrTrik · #21 12-20-2005, 08:32 AM

I'm heading to one of the two best beaches I've experienced. One is on Ambergris Caye (Belize). The other is Trunk bay on St. Johns Isle in the US Virgin islands. I'd have a hottie to bang, and a large quantity of food and drink. I'd play all day and party all night.

I'd be listening to the Pimp of the Nation's song: You never met a mother effer quite like me.

Once I'm creamated I'd ask that my ashes be spread over whichever beach I ended up at.

PokerBob · #22 12-20-2005, 08:37 AM

i would do great harm to all those that have wronged me. and i'd kill a bunch of guys wearing baseball hats. and i'd go to Seattle. never been there.

PokerBob · #23 12-20-2005, 08:41 AM

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I would spend the entire week doing that Italian chef thing where you kiss your bunched fingers together and then spread them open in a kind of "MAGNIFICO!" type gesture. I'd do that for a week straight until I died so everyone would be like WTF

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hold me.

Yeti · #24 12-20-2005, 08:45 AM

Call hot girls and try to get pity sex.

PokerBob · #25 12-20-2005, 08:49 AM

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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i'm all for killing, but you can't say you want to kill random people, as they are not the ones who made your life miserable . Either kill the randoms, or kill the ones who made you miserable. Your plan needs work.

Yeti · #26 12-20-2005, 08:52 AM

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i'm all for killing, but you can't say you want to kill random people, as they are not the ones who made your life miserable . Either kill the randoms, or kill the ones who made you miserable. Your plan needs work.

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Apparently you have never been shopping or driving when it is very busy.

Danenania · #27 12-20-2005, 09:01 AM

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I used to fantasize about this all the time. I'd always see on the news some guy goes nuts and shoots up a mall, and only kills like 3-4 people? I'd think wtf I bet I could kill way more people. Then I'd think wtf am i thinking about this for?

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LOL this is great. Can I use this quote elsewhere?

Danenania · #28 12-20-2005, 09:09 AM

1 week would be a pretty [censored] amount of notice. If I had a month then I could really make the best of it. But a week seems like not enough time to organize something really awesome. I'd need to do some research before deciding. For example I'd definitely want to try some heroin if I knew I'd die in a week, but I have no idea how I'd go about getting any. I'm sure it would take longer than a week to be successful. And for those whose plans include travel, do you really want to spend a large portion of your final days stuck on an airplane or in a car? I'd probably be too restless for either of those. Maybe a car would be alright. I think with only a week I'd just start doing random spontaneous things instead of making plans of any sort.

Brings up other interesting questions: what would you do if you find out you have one HOUR left to live? How about five minutes?

tubalkain · #29 12-20-2005, 10:03 AM

I think I find one of the bitches I hated in high school, tell her I've had a change of heart and that I want to go to Vegas for a quickie wedding (or keep trying lots of bitches until I find one), SIIHP, then run up as much debt as possible and leave her hopefully several hundred K in the hole. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Alobar · #30 12-20-2005, 10:13 AM

Id go get a hooker and a slice of pizza