Post your one line poker tips here

[Rah]

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Don't take poker advice from 2+2ers with <2000 posts...

JunkHead

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Don't take advice from everybody with >2000 posts

[autobet]

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When you can't even sit up straight in your chair, stop playing.

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Too conservative IMO...When you can't crawl up off the floor, stop playing.

[montechristo]

masturbate only in levels 1-4 of MTT's. Porno and poker (ring games) don't mix! Now I have a pavlovian reflex, my shorts get wet if I flop the nuts.

[Kevroc]

Never start a hand of limit poker with less than 12 BB's

[JunkHead]

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Don't take poker advice from 2+2ers with <2000 posts...


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Terrible advice!


Nice post mantasm [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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i·ro·ny

1.
1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
3. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. See synonyms at wit1.
2.
1. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain).
2. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity. See Usage Note at ironic.
3. Dramatic irony.
4. Socratic irony.

Note my post count.

JunkHead