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11-19-2005, 04:18 AM
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Another bathroom habits post... pissing in the stalls
Sorry for more of this pointless bathroom bs, but the urinal post reminded me:
i think it's stupid when guys skip the urinals and piss in a toilet in public restrooms... nobody's looking at your dick, fer crying out loud, and that's how piss gets on the seat. thanks a lot, buddy. am i wrong? 
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11-19-2005, 04:36 AM
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Re: Another bathroom habits post... pissing in the stalls
my public restroom ritual whilst dumping:
1- make sure there is no poop somehow on the toilet. there is nothing that can be done about this, and another stall or bathroom must be found. 2- make sure there is plenty of toilet paper. much will be required for steps 3-4. also need a lot because for some reason it is never a flawless dump in a public bathroom. 3- pick up toilet paper which will be used to grab another ball of toilet paper. wipe the rim of the bowl of any liquid or invisible germs, being careful not to touch anything. flush ball and ball holder. 4-build a paper gasket for your ass. i usually use about 7 or 8 3-square sections. if it is ultra thin i use two plys. i prefer my homemade barrier over a cheap thin paper ones that are sometimes provided. 5- enjoy. flush the whole filthy mess. often clogging the toilet.
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11-19-2005, 12:43 PM
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Re: Another bathroom habits post... pissing in the stalls
You fuckers are insane. INSANE. All this energy poured into any possible germ contact - and you'll still end up giving yourselves strokes by the time you're 55. Nice work! We hope you enjoyed your life of constant anxiety!
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11-19-2005, 11:20 PM
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Re: Another bathroom habits post... pissing in the stalls
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You fuckers are insane. INSANE. All this energy poured into any possible germ contact - and you'll still end up giving yourselves strokes by the time you're 55. Nice work! We hope you enjoyed your life of constant anxiety! [/ QUOTE ] I think some people in this thread could benefit from a course in microbiology, with a focus on how diseases are spread. It isn't anxiety to take sensible precautions against germs. Actually, the opposite holds--if you DON'T take reasonable precautions against germs, you should be rightly anxious.
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11-19-2005, 04:39 AM
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Re: Another bathroom habits post... pissing in the stalls
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i think it's stupid when guys skip the urinals and piss in a toilet in public restrooms... nobody's looking at your dick, fer crying out loud, and that's how piss gets on the seat. thanks a lot, buddy. am i wrong? [/ QUOTE ] If you don't want someone elses piss splashed on you the stall is the way to go. Stu
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#9
11-19-2005, 04:02 PM
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Re: Another bathroom habits post... pissing in the stalls
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If you don't want someone elses piss splashed on you the stall is the way to go. Stu [/ QUOTE ] has this ever happened to anyone? this hasn't happened to me. when I was a senior in high school I would piss next to freshmen if we were alone in the bathroom. there were eight urinals. sometimes I'd stare at them and giggle.
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11-19-2005, 09:35 PM
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Re: Another bathroom habits post... pissing in the stalls
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[ QUOTE ] If you don't want someone elses piss splashed on you the stall is the way to go. Stu [/ QUOTE ] has this ever happened to anyone? this hasn't happened to me. [/ QUOTE ] It happens to you too but you aren't noticing it because it's usually micro-droplets. If you wear gym shorts though instead of long pants you can sometimes feel it hitting your l;egs though. Stalls = more sanitary, used properly. And hey, just think of a daddy going home to be greeted by his 3-year-old son who runs up and grabs him around the leg, thus getting all the benefit of those piss-spray-droplets from God-knows-who, that are saturated and by now well-incubated on his trouser leg.
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