I suck at closing

[Jeebus]

i know it though, so I got no good come back. Sucks to be me, on a side note I still get my share of ass so its all good.

[diebitter]

Follow this simple pictorial guide

[kagame]

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"hey the bar is closing, but there's a party in my pants."

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quids,

What about when he wants to pick up chicks someplace other than Jersey or Compton?

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Then you can drop the hey, yo, and just say,


"afterbars are in my WASP-parents, mahogany covered study, if you would like to join us for petit-fours, and triangular sanwhiches with their crusts cut off, Id be more than pleased."

[CrazyEyez]

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quids,

What about when he wants to pick up chicks someplace other than Jersey or Compton?

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Then you can drop the hey, yo, and just say,


"afterbars are in my WASP-parents, mahogany covered study, if you would like to join us for petit-fours, and triangular sanwhiches with their crusts cut of, Id be more than pleased."

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Heh heh.

Petit-fours, nice.

[samjjones]

And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your [censored] ass because a loser is a loser.

[Ulysses]

quids,

Well done, my friend. But, seriously, who says "afterbars" ?

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quids,

Well done, my friend. But, seriously, who says "afterbars" ?

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Its a common term here.

person 1: where you going tonight?

person 2: dunno, probably here until 1:30, there until 3, then afterbars at bills house

person 3: oh, cool.

I didnt realize it was a regional thing.

[uw_madtown]

We say afterbar in Madison too.

On the other hand, we don't use the words "yo," "joint," or "ride" when inviting someone to them.