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03-14-2005, 09:10 PM
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User Names for Poker Sites with CSRs in India (Long Post...BUT FUNNY)
It is obvious from some of the posts here that many do not like the Customer Service Reps from India. Well now for self amusement, if nothing else while on the phone with these people, create an account with one of the following names and make them pronounce it back to you.
These are Hinde Curse words on the left with English Translations on the right. ENJOY!!!!! Chutia- Bastard Chut- Pu$$Y Mader chod- Mother-f@#ker Bhen chod- F@#k your sister Tatti- Sh|T Bhen Chod- Sister-f@#ker Bhai Chod- Brother-f@#ker Chutiya choo-tia- F@#ker Gaand- A$$ Sali Kuta- Stupid Bastard Sali Kutti- Stupid B|tch Kutiyaa- B|tch Januwar- Animal LavDa- Penis Lavde- Penis Lund- Penis Mammey mumm-aye- Breasts Kutte ki jat- Breed of dog Bhains ki aulad- Son of a buffalo Lavde ke bal- Hair on your penis Apni ma ko ja choos- Go suck your mom Meri lundh choos- Suck my d|ck Teri behen ka lavda rubber ka- Your sister has a d|ck made of rubber! Lund Chus- Suck d|ck Rundi- Hooker Gaand main lassan- Garlic in a$$ Gaand main danda- Stick in a$$ Rundi ka bacha- Son of a whore Rundi Ki bachi- Daughter of a whore Gaand main keera- Bug up you’re a$$ Soover- Pig (Very offensive to Muslims) Hazaar lund teri gaand main- Thousand d|cks in you’re a$$ Teri gaand main kute ka lund- A dog's d|ck in you’re a$$ Toota hua lund- Broken d|ck Rundi ko chowd- Screw a hooker Teri ma gandi rundi- Your mother is a filthy whore Teri ma chadha ka lund choos- Your mother sucks donkey d|ck Haraam Zaada- Bastard Bhadhava- Pimp BhonsRi-Waalaa- You f@#ker Chodu- Fu@#er Buhtah-nee ka- Son of a Witch Gaandu- [censored] Bakland- Idiot Mangachinamun Idiot Chut marike- Idiot Muth maar- Go piss Choochii- Breasts Bandaa- Semi-d|ck Bhadwe ka awlat- Son of a pimp Raandi baajer- Whore f@#ker Chudai khana- Whore house Kutte ka awlat- Son of a dog Chodra- F@#ker Chut ke dhakkan- Pu$$y lid Jhat ke baal- Pubic hair Hijde- Transsexual Chippkali ke jhaant ke paseene- Sweat of Lizard's pubic hair Maa ke bhadwe- Mother's pimp Chullu bhar muth mein doob mar- Drown yourself in a handful of semen Gaand mein bambu- A bamboo up you’re a$$ Apni land choos- Go and suck your own d|ck Khotey ki aulda- Son of donkey Hijra- Gay Khota- Donkey Apni gaand mein muthi daal- Put your fist up you’re a$$ Teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot- Your mom's diseased smelly c()nt Bhen ke takke- Go and suck your sister's balls Ullu ke pathe- Idiot (lit. son of an owl) Maa ke bhadve- Mom's pimp Teri ma ki choot me hathi ka dum- An elephant's trunk in you mother's c()nt Teri maa ki phudi guy ki hai- Your mother has a cow's pu$$y Mere Chuus Maro- Suck my d|ck Bahen ke laude- Sister's d|ck Booblay- Boobs Carrom board- Flat-chested Nimbu sharbat- Flat-chested Maa ke bable- Mother's breasts Chodu bhagat- F@#king a$$hole Ma chudi- Mother's f@#ked Badir- Idiot Badirchand- Idiot Pucchi- Pu$$y Saala kutta- Bloody dog Saali kutti- Bloody b|tch Kuttiya- B|tch Chutiya- F@#ker Choo-tiya- F@#ker Chutan- F@#ker Chut ka bhoot- Vaginal Ghost Chodela- F@#ked up Chut mari ke- F@#ked up Lundoos- Born into this world from a d|ck Gaandu- Born from an a$$ Gaandmasti- Extra playfulness (rude term) Bumchod- A$$ f@#ker Cuntmama- Vaginal uncle Lundfakir- Saint of dicks Randhwa (or randwa)- Male prostitute Fatay huay lundtopi ka result- Result of a torn condom Najayaz- Illegitimate Najayaz paidaish- Illegitimately born Jhaat chaatu- Pubic hair licker Lund choosu- C0ck sucker Gaand marau- Person who gets f@#ked up the a$$ Teri maa ka bhosda- Your mother's breasts Jhalla-gay- Faggot Jhaant ke pissu- Bug of pubic hair Gaandfat- Busted a$$ Chhola Phudakna- Throbbing c|it Tatte Masalna- Ball smashing/crushing Rundi ko chowd- Go f@#k a prostitute Raand ka pati- Husband of a whore Jhaat ka bhaaji- Pubic hair fried with vegetables Gaand ka makhan- Butter from the a$$ Lavander- D|ck head Lund fakeer- Beggar's d|ck Raand ka jamai- Son-in-law of a whore Ing ge pan di kut teh- You are a pig Tor mai ke chodho- Get back in your mother's womb Haraami- Bastard Kali Choot Ke Safaid Jhaat- White hair of a black pu$$y Meri Gand Ka Khatmal- Bug of my A$$ Teri Gand Mein Haathi Ka Lund- Elephant's d|ck in your ass Chinaal- Whore Kali Chut ka Safaid Jhaat- White hair of a black pu$$y Jaa Apni Bajaa- Go f@#k yourself Lund Ke Pasine- Sweat of d|ck Beti Chod- Daughter f@#ker Have Fun, Living, Learning, and Laughing. Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] 
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#3
03-14-2005, 09:25 PM
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Re: User Names for Poker Sites with CSRs in India (Long Post...BUT FUN
You are very welcome, it was a pain in the A$$ to edit it to make it pass the censors. I know I am not going to get post of the year but at least the day, or maybe even the week??? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK????
Living, Learning, and Laughing. Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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03-14-2005, 09:41 PM
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Re: User Names for Poker Sites with CSRs in India (Long Post...BUT FUN
They're not bad people. No need to harrass them - they're just doing their jobs based on protocols made by their bosses.
Blackjack
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#6
03-14-2005, 09:55 PM
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Re: User Names for Poker Sites with CSRs in India (Long Post...BUT FUN
it was a pain in the A$$ to edit it to make it pass the censors
you can say ass btw, you have not figured out how to quickly beat censor?? tch tch i thought u had promise 
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#7
03-14-2005, 10:09 PM
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Re: User Names for Poker Sites with CSRs in India (Long Post...BUT FUN
[ QUOTE ]
They're not bad people. No need to harrass them - they're just doing their jobs based on protocols made by their bosses. Blackjack [/ QUOTE ] i second it. remember, most of these guys dont 'want' to work in a call centre. they have to cos its one of the best paying industries in india. blame the game, not the pawns in it Phill
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#8
03-14-2005, 10:14 PM
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Re: User Names for Poker Sites with CSRs in India (Long Post...BUT FUN
No one is calling them Jhaat chaatu, just making a username. All foreign expletives are funny because you feel like your getting away with something. Besides, you know Prashant is gonna crack up the first time he has to send an e-mail to you.
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#9
03-14-2005, 10:28 PM
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Re: User Names for Poker Sites with CSRs in India (Long Post...BUT FUN
Until I see a post here that lets me lower the quality of someones day more than this post could, you have my standing vote for coolest [censored] post ever.
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#10
03-14-2005, 11:05 PM
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Re: User Names for Poker Sites with CSRs in India (Long Post...BUT FUN
If i was working at an indian call center and i was talking to a guy who has a screen name that means "sister f@#ker" i think i would get a good laugh out of it.
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