Phil Gordon Cheats at Golf!

[Steven Chunk]

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Bump,

Phil Gordon can throw his ball at me anytime. Now that I think of it you're kinda cute too in a weird psycho kind of way. Would you like a turn in the love bubble?

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Well, if Bump isn't up for it, maybe you will give me a chance to make all the right moves on you Big Mo. Really, I'd like a chance to become your "Rain Man."

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Move aside little man! Big Mo, here comes Daddy!

[Bump-en-Stein]

It seems the poker world is not ready to trust an admitted golf cheat. Full Tilt Poker was concieved and launched with great expectations. However, it is struggling to get off the ground.

Most are asking, "How can this be?" Well look no further than Mr. Gordon. He admitted to being a golf cheat. If somebody is willing to cheat at golf, there is no measure of how low they are willing to go.

[ohgeetee]

Your Russ Georgiev impression is impeccable.

[Rick Diesel]

Although many people prefer the FOOT wedge.

[thomastem]

Bump,

Has he cheated on his wife?

We need more accurate information.

Also is Lazymeatball really Phil Gordon?

[Bump-en-Stein]

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Bump,

Has he cheated on his wife?

We need more accurate information.

Also is Lazymeatball really Phil Gordon?

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I don't know the answer to those questions (but, I have a pretty good idea).

Golf is the cornerstone of civilization. The players, officials, and groundsmen are of the highest crust of society. If you can make it in golf, you are a god among men. None other than Steven Punk is a scratch golfer and welcome as a guest or member in every golf club worth mentioning, world wide.

If you want to make the world a better place, we would rid ourselves of judges, juries and lawyers and let people settle their differences on the golf course. The powers that be will never let justice go unanswered.

That brings us to Phil Gordon. Not only did he cheat at golf, he admitted it in a national publication. If a person cheats at golf, who knows how low they are willing to stoop.

[bosoxfan]

I even slice my foot wedge.

[Steven Punk]

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None other than Steven Punk is a scratch golfer and welcome as a guest or member in every golf club worth mentioning, world wide.



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I own everyone worth mentioning.

I agree the worlds elite class can be found on golf courses when they are not at archery ranges.

This is quite the dignifried post and Gordon should submit to torture on the rake for no less than 3 years.

Bump these quality posts tell my experenced sense of reffinned talent that you would make quite the squire. Why not put down your rifle and pick up a sword, lance, and crossbow?