Learn Thai massage or cooking?

[partygirluk]

I'm living in Chiang Mai for the next few months, and want to learn one of these. One of the contributing factors towards my decision is how much it will get me girls. I thought one of them would get me more girls, but I spoke to this HOT hawaiin woman downstairs and she said I was unequivically wrong.

[ononimo]

has to be cooking. if a girl is going to let you give her a massage, you've already got her.

[sublime]

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has to be cooking. if a girl is going to let you give her a massage, you've already got her.

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i agree. if there were a how to book on how to get women in bed, cooking would be far ahead of massages.

as a matter of fact, F the massages altogether. they dont even get a chapter.

[jba]

yeah if you learn the massage you aren't going to do it until you've basically closed the deal, and then it's just a pain in the ass

[Andrew Fletcher]

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yeah if you learn the massage you aren't going to do it until you've basically closed the deal, and then it's just a pain in the ass

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has to be cooking. if a girl is going to let you give her a massage, you've already got her.

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I agree completely. And dude when your alone you can't massage yourself, wait a minute, nevermind.

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[Jeebus]

I can cook, and, well, it gets me pussy. I can give massages and that just lets me touch girls. Cooking.

[AllIn3High]

You should learn to use some ninja weapon instead.

[ononimo]

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You should learn to use some ninja weapon instead.

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because chicks dig ninjas?

[jba]

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You should learn to use some ninja weapon instead.

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if that's your style, roofies are much easier/cleaner