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View Poll Results: #1) If it's one guy robbing me, I would.... | |||
Yell at the top of my lungs. Probably noone will come, but he might take off. | 5 | 4.13% | |
Try to beat the crap out of him | 21 | 17.36% | |
Push him off me (or punch him in the face) and run the hell away at top speed. | 47 | 38.84% | |
Just hand over my stuff. It's dumb to risk him cutting my jugular. | 48 | 39.67% | |
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Cancer v. Jail
You have two choices:
1. You are told you will have a one-year battle with cancer. You will have chemo, radiation, etc. You will get very sick, tired, and lose all your hair. You won't be able to work. You are guaranteed, however, that after one year of treatment you will be cured. 2. Instead of getting cancer, you can opt to go to jail for one year. (Pretend unwanted assrapings/assaults will not occur in jail) |
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
If this was jail for 5 years or cancer this might be a debate.
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
This is just not even close. Jail might even be kind of fun.
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
At least in jail I'd have a reason to sit in my room 23 hours a day.
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
is this a joke? duh. jail. hello aryans.
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
Jail and its not even close.
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
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Jail and its not even close. [/ QUOTE ] i'm thinking cancer, and it's not even close. |
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
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[ QUOTE ] Jail and its not even close. [/ QUOTE ] i'm thinking cancer, and it's not even close. [/ QUOTE ] I agree with this. With cancer, you KNOW you are getting better, and at least you will be able to hang out with friends and family and do whatever the hell you want. |
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
The only reason I might say cancer is that jail goes on your record and no one will hire you. You'll always be known as a convict.
Otherwise, the whole thing that sucks about jail is the assrammings. "either become somebody's bitch, or beat someone up on teh first day" |
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Re: Cancer v. Jail
Take out the ass-rapings and it's not even close. At least you have clarity of mind in jail - you could read, write, life weights, do tai chi and [censored]...
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