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06-27-2005, 12:36 PM
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Re: Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)
Guy getting TPWK cracked on the river: God. You'll call anything down.
Guy tilting table through major late street sucking out run: Hey. You may have a good hand at the start, but you gotta cross the river to get home. Same suckout guy and I have choice words when he asks to see my cards mucked at showdown. I explain collusion purpose of rule. He tells me that he's been playing poker longer than I've been alive. I state that doesn't change purpose of rule and ,oh yeah, I've played more hands of poker than he has in his entire lifetime. Guy huffs and puffs and says that's impossible. I explain mathe behind him playing for 40 years at B&M rate of 35 hands/hr., blah blah blah. Got him to play back at me more (he was on my direct right) and got back most of my suckout money from him. BTW, dealer showed him the cards but told him she wouldn't do it again without some good reason to suspect collusion. 
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#3
06-27-2005, 01:26 PM
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Re: Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)
If I haven't been chatting at the table, I will occasionally feed my opponent's appetite for mega-astro-tilt by pretending to be a bot. I'll let out a "/ERR stack overflow -1347" followed by a few other "/ERR" messages. I learned this tactic from the great Poker Grub.
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#4
06-27-2005, 02:41 PM
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Re: Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)
As you point to the flop cards... "Some people play this end of the board..."
Move your finger to the river... "While some people play THIS end of the board"
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#5
06-27-2005, 03:08 PM
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Re: Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)
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As you point to the flop cards... "Some people play this end of the board..." Move your finger to the river... "While some people play THIS end of the board" [/ QUOTE ] i love it. next mission: to suck out on someone and use it...
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#9
06-27-2005, 07:14 PM
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Re: Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)
Some guy at one of the forums I frequent (maybe even this one, which I browse more than anything) wrote about some fella, mid-50ish, who went beet red after the poster nailed a river flush to beat his straight or something like that to take a huge pot. Apparently, it was one of those nights for beet-red guy where nothing he hit would stand up. Beet-red guy just screams, "Go crawl back up into your mother's womb and die!!"
The funniest damned tilt line I've ever heard/read. I like to use a "husband" line on some fool who starts ranting after taking a bad beat. "Boo-fing-hoo. Go cry on your husband's shoulder." "Go ask your husband for more money and reload." Stuff like that. It really gets 'em going.
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#10
06-29-2005, 12:31 AM
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Re: Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)
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I like to use a "husband" line on some fool who starts ranting after taking a bad beat. "Boo-fing-hoo. Go cry on your husband's shoulder." "Go ask your husband for more money and reload." Stuff like that. It really gets 'em going. [/ QUOTE ] I used to know a guy who liked to ask "You want some cheese to go with that whine?"
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