My new poker coach.....Ben Dover

Noo Yawk · #1 12-01-2005, 09:18 PM

Lesson 1: Get all your money in the middle with the best hand. Watch your opponent stack your chips. Repeat 3 times. Vomit.

Sodomy don't bodda' me, it's just a pain the ass.

TheBlueMonster · #2 12-01-2005, 09:22 PM

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Sodomy don't bodda' me, it's just a pain the ass.

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I don't mean to be anal, butt you're just making mistakes before you can co-rectum.

Noo Yawk · #3 12-01-2005, 09:40 PM

Ok, so now I'm playing a tourney, and lose with a flush. pay my blinds and get moved to a new table only to be right back in the big blind. Is the whole freakin' world against me today or what.

ZenMusician · #4 12-01-2005, 10:03 PM

Time to find one of those gel seats with the hole in it?

-ZEN

Noo Yawk · #5 12-02-2005, 12:53 AM

screw this dude. Out on the bubble. I mean, could party write a script any better? It's like the whole sight is designed to fck me. Do Kings ALWAYS have to run into aces? ALWAYS??

Noo Yawk · #6 12-02-2005, 12:59 AM

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Oh dude I am so the fcking catcher today.

TheBlueMonster · #7 12-02-2005, 01:03 AM

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Time to find one of those gel seats with the hole in it?

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Oh dude I am so the fcking catcher today.

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oh man, this is getting nasty...