Cruelest High School Nicknames - Page 2

manpower · #11 06-09-2005, 12:13 AM

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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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I call bullsh*t

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I'd be curious to hear a little more on this too.

Some less priceless and more common ones:
Krazy - As in, that girl's ffing crazy, let's just call her that.
Cheeeeeeese - A la Old School, he was pretty socially inept, but so akwardly hilarious we all loved him. Plus he let us call him Cheese.

shadow29 · #12 06-09-2005, 12:17 AM

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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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I call bullsh*t

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No, it's not. He didn't cut his nails and he got really deep in there and fuc*ed something up. He didn't really want to go into it, understandbly, but I know both parties and it's not bs.

gunt · #13 06-09-2005, 12:18 AM

we had a kid with bad acne we called "frying pan" because he looked like he slept on one every night.

bholdr · #14 06-09-2005, 12:19 AM

here's some more really mean ones:

'best foods' a girl that had a kid and didn't get sewn up right, it was supposed to be like screwing a jar of mayo.

'scratch n' sniff' I don't even know why this guy was called this, but it had to be bad

'fukin' bogie' was a freind of ours, but was always doing stupid things, so, in exasperation, we just started calling him this...

'penis fingers' - I don't remember the story behind this one either.

man, this thread is taking me back.

Benal · #15 06-09-2005, 12:26 AM

Jigger - He was aledgedly caught jerking it in the school bathroom

Stump - Short and fat chick

Jigger Jr. - Jigger's brother

thepuppet · #16 06-09-2005, 12:28 AM

Poop-Dick

Jeff W · #17 06-09-2005, 12:32 AM

Irish Spring: A guy on my lacrosse team used Irish Spring soap as a masturbation lubricant at a hotel and ended up missing a tournament that day because of the burning.

snorer · #18 06-09-2005, 12:37 AM

"Jagged Edge" - an art teacher had a reputation from when she went there for scraping up dicks with her braces. She was hot to boot

Dead · #19 06-09-2005, 12:38 AM

2+2 nerds recalling making fun of other nerds. Classic.

gunt · #20 06-09-2005, 12:39 AM

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Jigger - He was aledgedly caught jerking it in the school bathroom

Stump - Short and fat chick

Jigger Jr. - Jigger's brother

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i would be so pissed if i entered high school with a nickname because of some stupid crap my brother pulled.... this is wicked funny though because i know people who experienced this.... it's a bum deal.. for instance, i have a friend everyone called kingfish in high school... his brother became " little fish "first day of class freshman year... that sucks.