Dumbest thing you've ever heard?

[Yeti]

What is it?

My friend's gf is 18yo. I've never been her biggest fan, as she is loud, obnoxious and very, very dumb. Anyway, last Saturday I am drinking with friends in the pub and she is there. Somehow pate is the topic of discussion.

This idiot honestly believed that pate was produced from babies umbilical cords. She claimed this is something she had learned off her mother.

WTF? Obviously I got a pretty good joke in regarding Brussels pate, but seriously, how do these people exist? Can anyone top this?

[pearljam]

whats pate?

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whats pate?

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Exactly what I was thinking. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Los Feliz Slim]

I had the perfect answer for this, but then I read your example, and that's pretty dumb.

My story is a woman who worked for me who said that in Japan, mothers have sex with their sons to keep them from having sex with other girls before marriage. One of my other employees got so mad about this while arguing with her I thought he was going to punch her. When asked for her source of this knowledge, she was like "Everyone knows this, this is a common fact."

[joshman1204]

Does this post count?

[xadrez]

2 comments (by the same person no less).

"Its good that you drink water. Its really good for you"

Another time, when it was observed that I was putting a lot of pepper on my lunch: "OMG, youre going to have a heart attack one of these days"

[asofel]

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whats pate?

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Exactly what I was thinking. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Its a spread made from the umbilical cords of cows, not babies. Morans.

[diebitter]

It's French paste. Not as good as French kissing, but okay on toast.

[asofel]

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It's French paste. Not as good as French kissing, but okay on toast.

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Dude stop trying to confuse them.

[diebitter]

Okay - sorry.

It's not paste made from the French.
It's paste from France.