best conspiracy theory ever!

troy5168 · #1 07-13-2005, 02:40 PM

here is the best concpiracy theory on internet poker ever. What if......... internet poker was designed by the poker industry and set up to discourage good players and make the lousy players feel like they play great so when it comes to going to the casino and playing the good players decided pokers not worth it and the horrible players just jump into the water with the sharks. BINGO! Instantly tourney entries are up, prize pools skyrocket and the cash games become a feeding frenzy, tons of fresh meat that play awful cause it worked on the internet and you don't have to worry about the good players because the internet beat em down and they don't wanna play anymore! think about, what a plan!

benfranklin · #2 07-13-2005, 04:11 PM

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BINGO!

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Bingo is rigged too.

meow_meow · #3 07-13-2005, 04:24 PM

I feel like I shouldn't dignify with a reply something with soooo many obvious holes....but for starters have you considered that the online industry is many times larger than the B&M industry?

troy5168 · #4 07-13-2005, 04:30 PM

lol, wasn't saying it was true fella's but it would make for a great story! don't go gettin' your panties knotted, yeah, I think internet poker sucks and it's a joke but to each his own, it's not my money you're blowing [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]. I don't play there so I really don't care. Might write a fictional book about it though!

PairTheBoard · #5 07-13-2005, 05:17 PM

I thought by now everyone was aware of the fact that internet poker is a form of mind control preparing our species for takeover by the Sucoutorians in the year 2017.

PairTheBoard

BettyBoopAA · #6 07-13-2005, 05:21 PM

I thought online poker was like the "Matrix"- "your mind makes you think its "real"

meow_meow · #7 07-14-2005, 08:40 AM

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lol, wasn't saying it was true fella's but it would make for a great story! don't go gettin' your panties knotted, yeah, I think internet poker sucks and it's a joke but to each his own, it's not my money you're taking [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]. I don't play there so I really don't care. Might write a fictional book about it though!

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FYP

spamuell · #8 07-14-2005, 11:26 AM

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I think internet poker sucks and it's a joke but to each his own, it's not my money you're blowing

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Based on this, it probably is.

CORed · #9 07-14-2005, 11:38 AM

Fixed your subject

EjnarPik · #10 07-14-2005, 04:12 PM

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I think internet poker sucks and it's a joke but to each his own, it's not my money you're blowing

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Based on this, it probably is.

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gg

Ejnar Pik, Southern-Docks.