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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
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I'd tell him to take a sh!t. [/ QUOTE ] Congratulations... you just killed your patient! |
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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
Not an MD but my wife is a Equine Vet so I asked her:
1. Shoot 'Em 2. Shoot 'Em 3. Shoot 'Em |
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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
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[ QUOTE ] If you think you are so smart, diagonis this dandy: A 22 year old male comes into the hospital. His stomach is killing him and he hasn't taken a sh.it in a week. His stomach is also starting to sweel a little bit. What your diagnosis doc? [/ QUOTE ] I'd tell him to take a sh!t. [/ QUOTE ] The correct answer, of course, is that he ate a large rock. |
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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
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If you think you are so smart, diagonis this dandy: A 22 year old male comes into the hospital. His stomach is killing him and he hasn't taken a sh.it in a week. His stomach is also starting to sweel a little bit. What your diagnosis doc? [/ QUOTE ] Has he recently had a xenomorph attached to his face with an athropod/crustacean-looking appearance and a large muscular tail? |
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Re: so you think you could be an MD?
Leeches.
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