Songs with lyrics that you've misinterpreted...

I'm horrible at deciphering song lyrics over the radio. I've misinterpreted so many that I can't think of right now. Everyone makes fun of me for it.

Here is a list: "Van Halen is over-rated", instead of "That heaven is over-rated" in that Train song Drops of Jupiter.

"Hush, hush, keep it down now, this is scary." instead of "hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry." Some 80's song that I don't know the title to.

"Lovin' it in la vida" instead of "love in an elevator" by Aerosmith. Yeah. I thought this song was a Spanglish translation of "lovin it in the life." I'm a superdoosh. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

"Red-eye love" instead of "Radar love" by golden earring. Thought they were talkin about the mile-high club.

HUNDREDS MORE. I'll think of them later, but please post yours here.

[cdxx]

secret asian man. (everyone is guilty of that one, no matter what they say)

hahha yes indeed. I still get confused as to whether its secret agent man or secret asian man. haha. great choice.

All the lyrics to Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets". It all sounds like gibberish to me.

[IggyWH]

Another common one is Jimi's "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"

[istewart]

You listen to some real [censored].

[miajag81]

Mondegreens

[TeeJayORTj]

"Hold me closer Tony Danza"

Thats the first one to come to my mind.

[woodguy]

"SLOOOOOWWWW WALKING WALTER"
"THE FIRE ENGINE GUY"

Deep Purple

Regards,
Woodguy

[Onaflag]

"Hezza bezza bezza bezza on my guitar
We got vibrations comin' up from the floor"

Still can't figure that out.

Onaflag.........