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No | 3 | 7.32% | |
Yes | 18 | 43.90% | |
Yes | 20 | 48.78% | |
Voters: 41. You may not vote on this poll |
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Re: How much to hold out?
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I'm not too concerned about actually completing the 8 years, I'm going to try to have sex. If for some reason, I fail at this for 8 years, then, I get $10k or whatever, but not enough to make me not want to have sex. [/ QUOTE ] We have a winner! |
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(pinkie to mouth) one hundred trillion dollars! [/ QUOTE ] What he said. Who voted 5K??? |
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Re: How much to hold out?
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[ QUOTE ] I'm not too concerned about actually completing the 8 years, I'm going to try to have sex. If for some reason, I fail at this for 8 years, then, I get $10k or whatever, but not enough to make me not want to have sex. [/ QUOTE ] We have a winner! [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, I would, in fact, call this "No game insurance". where as, it would at least help me justify not getting laid if that were to happen, but I would much rather have the bonin' |
#24
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Re: How much to hold out?
I was thinking in a whole different ballpark than you.
-d |
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Re: How much to hold out?
Um, if she's [ QUOTE ]
A decent looking average woman [/ QUOTE ] now, then in 8 years...? |
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Re: How much to hold out?
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i would take the deal at a very low sum of money with this thought... I'm not too concerned about actually completing the 8 years, I'm going to try to have sex. If for some reason, I fail at this for 8 years, then, I get $10k or whatever, but not enough to make me not want to have sex. [/ QUOTE ] You might as well not even accept the offer at all, then. What kind of a loser would you have to be to not be able to score for 8 years when you are actively trying to have sex? I mean, perhaps if you were hideously deformed or something, but even the ugliest guys can score at least once in 8 years. |
#27
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Re: How much to hold out?
I'm thinking $1 million. Anything less and I might have been inclined to violate the agreement if a hot enough chick were to offer me sex.
I was also much hornier back when I was 20, so this would definitely factor into my chances of success. I'm thinking I'd have had to "clean the pipes" every couple of hours or so to reduce desire. Otherwise my hormones would have inevitably cost me $1 million at some point. |
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Re: How much to hold out?
Not to be a dick or anything, but there's no way for this woman to verify if you did or did not have sex unless she had a [censored] camera crew following you around for 8 years. Given this wrinkle, I would say 50k and then still go nuts during my 20s.
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Re: How much to hold out?
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Not to be a dick or anything, but there's no way for this woman to verify if you did or did not have sex unless she had a [censored] camera crew following you around for 8 years. Given this wrinkle, I would say 50k and then still go nuts during my 20s. [/ QUOTE ] you would seriously have to donk it up with her then when you finally hooked up, to sell her on the fact that you haven't done it at all. |
#30
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Re: How much to hold out?
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[ QUOTE ] 200k is where it starts, enough to buy a house. [/ QUOTE ] Where are you buying a house for $200k? [/ QUOTE ] You can get really nice places with land in OR outside the Portland area for 200k without any problems. |
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