The lady in the produce section

[tdarko]

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I was coming in here with "That aint no cucumber... this is a cucumber!" This should be prefaced somehow by "Hey, lady!"

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hahahahhaa! that reminds me of crocodile dundee when that gangster whips out that tiny knife and he looks at him perplexed and pulls out his gigantic bush machete and says, "now that a knife!"

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"Mine's bigger."
"What?"
"My cucumber. It's bigger."

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I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Animal House.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I was coming in here with "That aint no cucumber... this is a cucumber!" This should be prefaced somehow by "Hey, lady!"

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hahahahhaa! that reminds me of crocodile dundee when that gangster whips out that tiny knife and he looks at him perplexed and pulls out his gigantic bush machete and says, "now that a knife!"

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I forgot to add that you're supposed to say it with a huge Dundee accent.

[MrTrik]

I can't address your exact question. But it reminded me of a similar situation I was in when I was still single.

The local store's produce manager was this hot, dark skinned, hispanic girl. I was in my late 20s and she was 24. She was a new American citizen and had that Latin flare. She was the manager so wore these black pinstripped pants and a tight white top. She was wearing a small apron to protect her clothes.

I had admired her for a month or so as I shopped. She was always out on the floor helping out her 'team' by getting the latest fruits and veggies out for display when they had fallen behind due to late deliveries.

I started chatting with her one day and then again the next time I shopped. She and I started to get into this inuendo sort of deal where she was pointing out various cucumbers and bananas. I eventually asked her out for drinks. We banged each other's bodies for about three weeks before her b/f arrived in country from Mexico. She was up front on him eventually getting into the country, but we sure had a hot time for a while. Ah, good memories.

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We banged each other's bodies for about three weeks before her b/f arrived in country from Mexico. She was up front on him eventually getting into the country, but we sure had a hot time for a while. Ah, good memories.

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HAHAHA

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honestly if you are serious, start a conversation about a recipe you are going to try, ask for advice, start a conversation and then invite her over to try it out